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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#75
December 08, 2007, 07:42:17 AM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe on December 08, 2007, 05:48:41 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 08, 2007, 05:13:53 AM
"Can't" and "Don't want to" are actually two different things.

Also, all pork is not ham.

Don't you mean not all pork is ham?


SORRY, DID MY DYSGRAPHIA BOTHER YOU?

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And I know. I love pork roast, cooked in its own juices all day long with onions and carrots, as well as spices and garlic, to the point where it is falling to pieces, and then use the liquid to make an awesome gravy, with which you pour over homemade mashed potatoes.

I like simple.

I make the best pork roast in all the land. Not even kidding. Whiskey-soaked pork roast with beer gravy... so tender it melts on your tongue.

But the fact remains that pork in soup can be an amazing and fantastic thing, and to dismiss all pork-based soups based on a dislike of ham is kind of nonsensical.

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Triple Zero

#76
December 08, 2007, 05:12:06 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 08, 2007, 07:42:17 AMWhiskey-soaked pork roast with beer gravy

*drooling*

got pics?
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#77
December 08, 2007, 05:22:32 PM
Quote from: triple zero on December 08, 2007, 05:12:06 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 08, 2007, 07:42:17 AMWhiskey-soaked pork roast with beer gravy

*drooling*

got pics?

Pork pr0n!

No, but next time I make it I will photograph it in all its juicy porky succulence.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

B_M_W

#78
December 08, 2007, 07:38:02 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 08, 2007, 07:42:17 AM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe on December 08, 2007, 05:48:41 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 08, 2007, 05:13:53 AM
"Can't" and "Don't want to" are actually two different things.

Also, all pork is not ham.

Don't you mean not all pork is ham?


SORRY, DID MY DYSGRAPHIA BOTHER YOU?

Didn't know you had dysgraphia. Not that it should matter, because I wasn't being rude about anything.
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And I know. I love pork roast, cooked in its own juices all day long with onions and carrots, as well as spices and garlic, to the point where it is falling to pieces, and then use the liquid to make an awesome gravy, with which you pour over homemade mashed potatoes.

I like simple.

I make the best pork roast in all the land. Not even kidding. Whiskey-soaked pork roast with beer gravy... so tender it melts on your tongue.

But the fact remains that pork in soup can be an amazing and fantastic thing, and to dismiss all pork-based soups based on a dislike of ham is kind of nonsensical.



That pork roast sounds amazing. The pork in soup does not.

That could be talking from the experience of never having a pork soup that was good though.
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99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

Nast

#79
December 08, 2007, 08:07:24 PM
I had pozole.

It was big chunks of identifiable pork/beef in a spicy tomato-based broth with hominy.
They even give you onions, cabbage, oregano, radishes, and lime to add to it.

It was EPIC WIN.  :)
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#80
December 08, 2007, 09:43:48 PM
Posole is one of my most favorite foods on earth. Oh my god. I can eat it for weeks and still get excited about having another bowl. The best, very very best is made with pork shoulder, simmered with onions, marjoram, and mild red chili until it's absolutely falling-apart tender. Pork shoulder is so fatty that it's like meat candy.

BMW, I have a few minor "learning disorders" but the one that is most embarrassing/irritating is my tendency to fuck up word order.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nast

#81
December 08, 2007, 09:54:30 PM
Mmm...so good.

I also tried menudo, which is pork tripe in the same kind of broth. It wasn't as disgusting as people say it is, but the tripe was pretty bland and chewy. It reminded me of translucent meaty lasagna noodles, but I'm sure it would be very good if prepared right.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#82
December 08, 2007, 10:20:07 PM
I have trouble getting past the texture, but I think if you pair it with the crunchiness of cabbage it's OK.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

B_M_W

#83
December 08, 2007, 11:55:27 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 08, 2007, 09:43:48 PM
Posole is one of my most favorite foods on earth. Oh my god. I can eat it for weeks and still get excited about having another bowl. The best, very very best is made with pork shoulder, simmered with onions, marjoram, and mild red chili until it's absolutely falling-apart tender. Pork shoulder is so fatty that it's like meat candy.

BMW, I have a few minor "learning disorders" but the one that is most embarrassing/irritating is my tendency to fuck up word order.

Thats fine. I didn't realize I was being rude. I apologize.

Also, you just brought up pork shoulder on PD.com. Do you realize what you have done?!
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

Nast

#84
December 09, 2007, 12:21:38 AM


A meat tornado ravages the landscape of PD.com
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

B_M_W

#85
December 09, 2007, 12:23:47 AM
Mmmm....kabobs....
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#86
December 09, 2007, 01:14:10 AM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe on December 08, 2007, 11:55:27 PM

Thats fine. I didn't realize I was being rude. I apologize.
It never happened.

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Also, you just brought up pork shoulder on PD.com. Do you realize what you have done?!

Uh-oh. I have no idea. Should I pre-emptively shit myself now?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

B_M_W

#87
December 09, 2007, 02:26:39 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 09, 2007, 01:14:10 AM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe on December 08, 2007, 11:55:27 PM

Thats fine. I didn't realize I was being rude. I apologize.
It never happened.

Quote
Also, you just brought up pork shoulder on PD.com. Do you realize what you have done?!

Uh-oh. I have no idea. Should I pre-emptively shit myself now?

Some people here *coughkaousuucough* have a little bit of an obsession with pork shoulder.....
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#88
December 09, 2007, 02:41:03 AM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe on December 09, 2007, 02:26:39 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 09, 2007, 01:14:10 AM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe on December 08, 2007, 11:55:27 PM

Thats fine. I didn't realize I was being rude. I apologize.
It never happened.

Quote
Also, you just brought up pork shoulder on PD.com. Do you realize what you have done?!

Uh-oh. I have no idea. Should I pre-emptively shit myself now?

Some people here *coughkaousuucough* have a little bit of an obsession with pork shoulder.....

I am starting to think that there is a subliminal pork obsession brainwashing coded into the PD. And also one for RMN.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Triple Zero

#89
December 09, 2007, 02:29:17 PM
pork is the new fnord.
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