THE CANCER KILLING PDCOM - Blow-by-Blow Coverage of Democratic Primary Race

[AFK]

Wait, so you are saying people aren't Keyed into him?

All jokes aside, is he even running anymore? 

[hunter s.durden]

He didn't even throw in his hat at all this year.

Hasn't run since at least 2000, maybe '96.

[AFK]

Oh, yeah now that I think about it, I haven't seen him in any of the debates. 

[Cain]

His name is on the ballot in 16 states, I believe.

[hunter s.durden]

So he used some campaign money to buy ballot spots, but hasn't bothered announcing, debating, or even attempting to win?

At least he's being realistic, and using his time more effectively (I am imagining him watching the playoffs and playing "Gears of War" while laughing at the other candidates for putting in actual work.)

[Cain]

Apparently so http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Keyes#U.S._Presidential_election_campaign_2008

He has a forum too, you know. 

[LMNO]

Ron Paul lizard conspiracy attacks?

[hunter s.durden]

He has a forum too, you know. 

hmmm

In an interview with Michelangelo Signorile, a gay radio host, Keyes defined homosexuality as centering in the pursuit of pleasure, literally "selfish hedonism". When Signorile asked if Mary Cheney, Vice President Dick Cheney's avowed lesbian daughter, fit the description and was therefore a "selfish hedonist", Keyes replied, "Of course she is. That goes by definition."

Only if I get to be the psychotically and ridiculously anti-gay fanatic.

GAYS DID WTC.
Gay Bolsheviks started Communism.

[Cain]

http://www.renewamerica.us/bb/

Its phpbb.  Like drop-kicking a baby...

[hunter s.durden]

This needs to be adjourned to OMF.

I think I'm going to like our new playground.

[Cain]

I agree.

HIMEOBS or Discordian outing?  Or both?

[saint aini]

I'm gnitov for Hillarity because I want another 4 years of sex scandals in the white house.

Obama is a rascist.

Paul is a fascist.

Huckabee is a consevangelitive fucktard.

Romney is a former gov of my state.

If it comes down to it, I'll take McPain as he seems to be the least dishonest.

[hunter s.durden]

One, then the other.

I want to practice being outlandish.

Did you see some of those threads?

Illegal Immigrant Murder! 

[Cain]

I'll recon it today and we can go in tomorrow.  Thread in O:MF and everything.  Should be fun.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

I'm gnitov for Hillarity because I want another 4 years of sex scandals in the white house.

Obama is a rascist.

Paul is a fascist.

Huckabee is a consevangelitive fucktard.

Romney is a former gov of my state.

If it comes down to it, I'll take McPain as he seems to be the least dishonest.

'fraid I have to agree with the Furry ...McCain seems less horrific than the other options...  and maybe half the country won't hate the president for a change.