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Started by Tezza, January 20, 2008, 09:30:52 PM

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Bharlion

#30
January 27, 2008, 12:44:04 PM
Just think Mexico! And all the fun stuff that comes with it. Plus there is a possibility of human sacrifice! Can't wait. I am going to go from september until december. it should be great, get away from the humdrum western civilization and engage in a dionysian like orgy for four monthes? Good times.
Okay, why not. Didn't want to die alone anyways.

Jasper

#31
January 27, 2008, 04:22:50 PM
You'll have to grow a beard first.

East Coast Hustle

#32
January 27, 2008, 06:01:49 PM
yeah, all the cool kids have beards now.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

AFK

#33
January 28, 2008, 01:51:49 PM
I tend to think of it as a built-in scarf. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

barumunk

#34
January 28, 2008, 01:54:43 PM
im quite fond of my beard


"For it is with the mysteries of our religion, as with wholesome pills for the sick, which swallowed whole, have the virtue to cure; but chewed, are for the most part cast up again without effect." Thomas Hobbes

I was always taught to chew everything before i swallow.

Cramulus

#35
January 28, 2008, 02:47:57 PM
I WISH I could grow a beard. I'd be such a beardo.

My flatmate Mike is having a "Miami Vice Moustache Week" at work. All the dudes in IT are growing crazy moustaches. It fucking rules and I wish I could join them.



I mean srsly:


they're fucking RAWKIN those 'staches!

LUV

Jasper

#36
January 28, 2008, 03:00:38 PM
For the longest time, my facial hair was too sparse to look like anything cool.  I can't wait to have an awesome santa claus beard.

AFK

#37
January 28, 2008, 08:36:51 PM
It's easier to grow a beard then to be shaving every freakin day.   
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Eve

#38
January 28, 2008, 09:02:14 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 28, 2008, 01:51:49 PM
I tend to think of it as a built-in scarf. 

Damn, now I want one.
Emotionally crippled narcissist.

AFK

#39
January 28, 2008, 09:47:59 PM
It's also good at meetings.  You can do that pensive, beard stroke to make it look like you give a shit about what anyone has to say when really you are thinking "Hmm, I bet I could totally take that dude's eye out with this here pen."
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Jasper

#40
January 28, 2008, 11:17:57 PM
I play with my facial hair a lot lately, too.  Can't seem to stop since I'm so amused by its' presence. 

Eve

#41
January 29, 2008, 12:27:31 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 28, 2008, 09:47:59 PM
It's also good at meetings.  You can do that pensive, beard stroke to make it look like you give a shit about what anyone has to say when really you are thinking "Hmm, I bet I could totally take that dude's eye out with this here pen."

The possibilities are endless! I'm just not sure I'm ready to be a bearded lady..
Emotionally crippled narcissist.

Cainad (dec.)

#42
January 29, 2008, 02:00:25 AM
I'm still waiting for mine to be more than shitty scruff. I tried to get my sideburns to join up with my 'stache, but it wouldn't quite make it... ONE GODDAMN INCH, I swear that's all that separated them.

They need to be together. Why does fate keep them apart like this? :(

Cain

#43
January 29, 2008, 02:10:14 AM
LOVE...LOVE WILL TEAR YOUR BEARDS APART
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saint aini

#44
January 29, 2008, 07:48:16 AM
Quote from: Anonymously Evil on January 29, 2008, 12:27:31 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 28, 2008, 09:47:59 PM
It's also good at meetings.  You can do that pensive, beard stroke to make it look like you give a shit about what anyone has to say when really you are thinking "Hmm, I bet I could totally take that dude's eye out with this here pen."

The possibilities are endless! I'm just not sure I'm ready to be a bearded lady..

JOIN THE AINI FREAKSHOW.  WE'RE LOOKING FOR BEARDED LADIES.
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.
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