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Started by Vladimir Estragon, February 19, 2008, 02:43:20 AM

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East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Fjordd Luftwaffle-Popp on February 22, 2008, 12:57:47 AM
n00b = New, fresh, exciting, shiny, not bogged down by familiarity, rather than readingyourtiredoldPOSTUNIVERSITYorwhateverthefucktheequivalentisinAMERICAversionofallegedDiscordianismis.

OR

Forum member with 157.000andzomg23 posts = ESTABLISHED.



are you ever going to be able to make a post here that isn't fucking retarded?

ECH,
not judging, just wondering
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Lüftwaffle

Touche. Answer to yr question,East Coast Muscle  is...... Probably.

Y'have to realise its difficult to post on here, as the regular posters seem to have a minimum of 5000 posts+.
And no matter what a newcomer types, he's bound to get flamed eventually, no matter how well intentioned
or malicious his or her post is.

Though it's been claimed that post count is irrelevant around here,and its the content of of said musings
that are mused upon(?). I reckon this is BOLLOCKS though.

I've been lurking around this site for over a year now, and overall, the impression given by yourselves is
that of a FRATBOY-ish society. Indeed someone, somewhere , as I recall, called you, the 'Jocks of Discord'.
Which made me larf.

I understand that to keep myself and other Riff-Raff out, you have to have standards.

Fear not....principiadiscordia.com/forum... is safe. For the time-being.

That said, yuor (semi) esteemed interweb 'chatroom' is far superior to those idiotic, faux-hippy Crowleyites
over on the MLA.

Anyway, Fuck you lot, I'm off to the Stormfront forum. No offence, but they're a tad more interesting than
yuo.
X. Luft.
only anarchists are pretty.

Cramulus

 :lulz:
awfully thin skin for someone who's been lurking for over a year

"Jocks of Discord"
that's one for the newsfeed indeed

QuoteAnyway, Fuck you lot, I'm off to the Stormfront forum. No offence, but they're a tad more interesting than
yuo.

:x

Lüftwaffle

only anarchists are pretty.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Fjordd Luftwaffle-Popp on February 28, 2008, 09:52:17 PM
I've been lurking around this site for over a year now, and overall, the impression given by yourselves is
that of a FRATBOY-ish society. Indeed someone, somewhere , as I recall, called you, the 'Jocks of Discord'.
Which made me larf.

Um, I showed up here just in November, and everyone was pretty decent to me. Well, Roger made me cry, but that's what he's for.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Triple Zero

Quote from: Fjordd Luftwaffle-Popp on February 29, 2008, 12:03:56 AM
Can I have a second chance, or did I blew it ?  :|

sure enough :)

just remember, post count really has nothing to do with it. if you don't believe that, sucks, but try to wrap your head around it. the only bit where post counts matter is that we're in fact (sometimes) extra friendly to those with less than 50 posts. after that, everybody's equal. oh yes, this is us being extra friendly.

you say it's hard to post something here because you fear of getting flamed. well i can tell you, posting some reasonably well-thought-out opinion about something is appreciated a lot, even if somebody else disagrees with you (their higher post count got nothing on you, really. otoh, nobody likes a stubborn asshole).
i can imagine maybe your tendency to keep your posts a bit low in information content, random, in an attempt to participate but stay below the radar. well let me tell you, there is no below the radar, when i see a contentless post (yes, like that one ECH commented at), i will think "what else has this guy said so far, has he shown even half a brain?" .. and TBH the only thing that comes to mind is the bit about 303s now ;-)

aanyway, hope that clears it up a littlebit.

there are also enough people that pass the 50 posts without anyone noticing, just because they start off being .. well, just being average intelligent persons! that's it. no forced funnies, no fnords, 23s, randomness, dada, whatever. some people can pull those off and it's entertaining, but everybody here needs to be able to display some base level of seriousness and intelligence.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

LMNO

I usually don't look at a person's postcount, unless they say something completely retarded.

Then, I check, and if they only have a few hundred posts, I'll tend to cut them some slack, and try to politely point out they're being retarded.

Unless there's a really good one-liner presenting itself.

It's when people start pushing back, and defending their retardedness with more bullshit... then things can get a little ugly.

Then again, if they defend their retardedness with something clever, things get interesting.

If you've lurked for a year, you certainly have seen that the people that stick around are the interesting ones.

hooplala

Quote from: Fjordd Luftwaffle-Popp on February 29, 2008, 12:03:56 AM
Can I have a second chance, or did I blew it ?  :|

They gave me a second chance, so I suppose I should do the same for you.

But:

be better
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: LMNO on February 29, 2008, 02:25:52 PM

If you've lurked for a year, you certainly have seen that the people that stick around are the interesting ones.


you just summed up why I like this board!

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

LMNO

Except for SillyCybin.  He's a total fucktard.

P3nT4gR4m


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Mourning Star

no, really, a drunkard and a total assbag.

in fact...

Silly, You're a cunt!

:fnord:

Cramulus

zip and lmno: very well said

Fjordd Luftwaffle-Popp: disregard the people that say post count means nothing

the truth is:


it's all good.  :mrgreen:

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Mourning Star on February 29, 2008, 08:47:41 PM
no, really, a drunkard and a total assbag.

in fact...

Silly, You're a cunt!

:fnord:

I've been called larger words than that and lived to tell the tale :P

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Mourning Star

Quote from: SillyCybin on March 01, 2008, 02:49:27 PM
Quote from: Mourning Star on February 29, 2008, 08:47:41 PM
no, really, a drunkard and a total assbag.

in fact...

Silly, You're a cunt!

:fnord:

I've been called larger words than that and lived to tell the tale :P

Much to my chagrin