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Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#525
March 23, 2004, 01:05:59 AM
Yeah. I can't be squashed. Too many look out for me, both on this plane and on others. Too bad I didn't know that a couple of years ago.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Tallgeese

#526
March 23, 2004, 01:17:22 AM
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"What?"
-Richard M. Nixon

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#527
March 23, 2004, 01:17:58 AM
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Bleeargh!
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Malaul

#528
March 23, 2004, 02:31:50 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doomhe High Papessa is getting smashed tonight.
How is that diffrent from any other night though my dear bella?
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Bella

#529
March 23, 2004, 03:37:26 AM
Quote from: Malaul
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doomhe High Papessa is getting smashed tonight.
How is that diffrent from any other night though my dear bella?
Well, take last night fer instance, Malaul.
I worked and hung out with my daughter and was 100% sober the whole time. Tonight, however, is a whole other kettle of fish.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Guido Finucci

#530
March 23, 2004, 05:44:53 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomTonight, however, is a whole other kettle of fish.

Yay! In about four hours I will be drinking tequila with the first of my home-grown limes. I shall raise you a toast.   :D

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#531
March 23, 2004, 06:12:14 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Malaul
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doomhe High Papessa is getting smashed tonight.
How is that diffrent from any other night though my dear bella?
Well, take last night fer instance, Malaul.
I worked and hung out with my daughter and was 100% sober the whole time. Tonight, however, is a whole other kettle of fish.

You put fish in kettles?
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Guido Finucci

#532
March 23, 2004, 06:14:31 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCYou put fish in kettles?

How else would she have jugged haddock?

Bella

#533
March 23, 2004, 06:22:41 AM
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCYou put fish in kettles?

How else would she have jugged haddock?
No......not jugged haddock. :shock:
I'll tell you a secret, well okay it's not all that secret.
I don't eat fish.

And if I did, I wouldn't eat it tonight.
I drank something that didn't agree with me and my tummy is protesting.  :evil:
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#534
March 23, 2004, 06:26:02 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCYou put fish in kettles?

How else would she have jugged haddock?
No......not jugged haddock. :shock:
I'll tell you a secret, well okay it's not all that secret.
I don't eat fish.

And if I did, I wouldn't eat it tonight.
I drank something that didn't agree with me and my tummy is protesting.  :evil:

You gotta lay off the Old Style. It is truly not beer.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Guido Finucci

#535
March 23, 2004, 06:28:09 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI drank something that didn't agree with me and my tummy is protesting.  :evil:

And you hoping that tequila will dilute the poison?

Best wishes for the restoration of your good health.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#536
March 23, 2004, 06:29:11 AM
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI drank something that didn't agree with me and my tummy is protesting.  :evil:

And you hoping that tequila will dilute the poison?

Best wishes for the restoration of your good health.

Tequila doesn't dilute poison so much as beat the hell out of it.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Guido Finucci

#537
March 23, 2004, 06:33:14 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCTequila doesn't dilute poison so much as beat the hell out of it.

Yay! for beating the hell outta poison.

Bella

#538
March 23, 2004, 06:42:17 AM
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCTequila doesn't dilute poison so much as beat the hell out of it.

Yay! for beating the hell outta poison.
Yay, indeed.
I'm thinking that a short little walk and then a nice long bath will just about beat the hell out of this particular poison.  Later guys.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#539
March 23, 2004, 06:43:46 AM
But you still didn't answer my question. Do you put fish in kettles?
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"
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