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2012: what is it other than another convoluted way to obtain "5" and "23"

Started by indifferent betty, May 21, 2008, 01:52:08 PM

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greyseraph

#45
June 12, 2008, 09:09:37 PM


Bwuhahahah!

Now to sit back and rake in the profits.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#46
June 12, 2008, 09:10:20 PM
I used Y2K as an excuse to make lots of money from stupid corporations that payed through the nose to be 'proactively ready' and 'audit' all systems for Y2K compliance. The bonuses were particularly nice.

I would support scaring the s***t out of people if it means another windfall like that!  :lulz:
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Suu

#47
June 12, 2008, 09:44:56 PM
Quote from: greyseraph on June 12, 2008, 09:09:37 PM


Bwuhahahah!

Now to sit back and rake in the profits.

I want one just for the lulz.
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#48
June 13, 2008, 08:36:18 AM
So, according to the Tsalagi calendar and all that, the 4th world is to end by the shifting of earth, and the 5th world is to begin. So why can I not find an appropriate DVD player for the occasion?
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#49
June 13, 2008, 09:18:42 AM
Quote from: Suu on June 12, 2008, 09:44:56 PM
Quote from: greyseraph on June 12, 2008, 09:09:37 PM


Bwuhahahah!

Now to sit back and rake in the profits.

I want one just for the lulz.

HAH! You say that but we all know that, deep down inside, you're bricking it :lulz:

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#50
June 18, 2008, 03:26:11 AM
Quote from: Ratatosk on June 12, 2008, 09:10:20 PM
I used Y2K as an excuse to make lots of money from stupid corporations that payed through the nose to be 'proactively ready' and 'audit' all systems for Y2K compliance. The bonuses were particularly nice.

I would support scaring the s***t out of people if it means another windfall like that!  :lulz:

it's somewhere in 203x when the 32bit unix timestamp resets, afaik.

also, 2012 is to me important in the sense that there will undoubtedly be an AWESOME PARTY somewhere in south america at that date, and if i have the money, i plan to be there.
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Fractalbeard

#51
June 22, 2008, 02:13:51 PM
WOOOOOOO! PARTY IN THE SOUTHERN US!!!!!  :lulz::lulz: :fap:
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#52
June 23, 2008, 01:32:32 PM
Quote from: Hawaiianback Gorilla on June 22, 2008, 02:13:51 PM
WOOOOOOO! PARTY IN THE SOUTHERN US!!!!!  :lulz::lulz: :fap:

So, we're gonna annex the southern hemisphere by 2012?

Fractalbeard

#53
June 26, 2008, 02:57:42 AM
Rofl, oops, Americas. I R genius. Sorry about the geographical brain fart. :fnord:
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F.N.S.

#54
July 28, 2008, 06:32:58 PM
in 2012 the UK gov are going to try stage a fake second coming at the Olympic games.

when the Messiah comes, hide!

(hello, BTW, I'm new here)

AFK

#55
July 28, 2008, 06:41:50 PM
Quote from: F.N.S. on July 28, 2008, 06:32:58 PM
in 2012 the UK gov are going to try stage a fake second coming at the Olympic games.

when the Messiah comes, hide!

(hello, BTW, I'm new here)

Beckham's going to be on the Soccer Football team?
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LMNO

#56
July 28, 2008, 06:52:24 PM
Beckham?


Get bent!

AFK

#57
July 28, 2008, 06:54:35 PM
Ouch, then I'll end up in the ER. 
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LMNO

#58
July 28, 2008, 06:55:22 PM
Shit.  I didn't get that one.


I must be too Posh.

AFK

#59
July 28, 2008, 06:57:20 PM
Ehh, I went too obtuse.  The Indian girl is on ER, the show.
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