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Started by Buddha's Ghost Penis, August 09, 2008, 02:17:25 AM

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#30
August 11, 2008, 10:16:18 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on August 09, 2008, 07:36:51 AM
Something tells me, if you meet buddha's ghost penis on the road, you should cut it off.

SOMETHING TELLS ME YUOR KNIFE IS NOT SHARP ENOUGH.
WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!

Buddha's Ghost Penis

#31
August 11, 2008, 10:16:56 PM
Quote from: RWHN - on vacation on August 09, 2008, 01:33:08 PM
Dear Buddha's Ghost Penis,

Where you been?

Love,
Rev. What's-His-Name?

A PLACE WHERE YOU CANNOT FOLLOW. WE ARE SORRY WE BROKE YUOR HEART.
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Buddha's Ghost Penis

#32
August 11, 2008, 10:17:41 PM
Quote from: triple zero on August 09, 2008, 05:48:37 PM
Quote from: Kai on August 09, 2008, 03:36:22 AM
I think someone took the BGP account.

huh

assuming you know who it was before (and still is), i really wonder why you're thinking this or whether you're just posting without paying attention

Quote from: ten ton mantis on August 09, 2008, 06:50:41 PM
I don't know, maybe he's onto something...

PLEASE TO OBSERVE: QUESTIONS END IN THIS: ?
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#33
August 11, 2008, 10:18:09 PM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on August 09, 2008, 07:43:35 PM
Does it really matter?

EVERYTHING IS MADE OF MATTER. WE ARE SCIENTIFIC NOW.
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#34
August 11, 2008, 10:19:07 PM
Quote from: Kai on August 09, 2008, 08:58:21 PM
Quote from: triple zero on August 09, 2008, 05:48:37 PM
Quote from: Kai on August 09, 2008, 03:36:22 AM
I think someone took the BGP account.

huh

assuming you know who it was before (and still is), i really wonder why you're thinking this or whether you're just posting without paying attention

He sounds different. I'm guessing.

PLEASE TO BE SENSITIVE TO MY TESTICLE THROAT. ARE WE CONVEYING UNDERSTAND?
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#35
August 11, 2008, 10:19:36 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on August 10, 2008, 05:43:33 AM
BGP found Jesus, so of course he sounds different. Having eternal joy makes you different.

HE ESCAPED. WE ARE DISAPPOINT.
WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!

Buddha's Ghost Penis

#36
August 11, 2008, 10:21:39 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on August 10, 2008, 07:49:18 AM
hey so uh newbie question

CIGAW?

WE DO LACK THE KNOW. CAN YUO?

OH! THIS GIVES US GIGGLE.

YOU MUST SAY "MAY I"?

NO! THAT IS NOT A QUESTION. STOP.

YES. GO NOW.

HALLELUJAH!
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Buddha's Ghost Penis

#37
August 11, 2008, 10:22:54 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on August 11, 2008, 06:22:11 AM
does BGP speak with an accent?

WE ARE SPEAK WITH A MENTAL VAGINA OF GREAT PROPORTIONS. IT IS ACCENTED WITH CLEVERLY TRIMMED PUBLIC HAIR.
WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!

Buddha's Ghost Penis

#38
August 11, 2008, 10:23:28 PM
Quote from: Buddha's Ghost Penis on August 11, 2008, 10:15:42 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on August 09, 2008, 05:08:52 AM
Why am I getting deja vu?

YOU ARE HAVING STROKE. PLEASE TO REPORT TO 911 EMERGENCY.
WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!

Triple Zero

#39
August 11, 2008, 10:32:32 PM
Quote from: Buddha's Ghost Penis on August 11, 2008, 10:22:54 PM
WE ARE SPEAK WITH A MENTAL VAGINA OF GREAT PROPORTIONS.

:mittens:

DEAR BGP WHO SHOULD BE PHILOSOPHER OF NEXT WEEK?
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

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#40
August 11, 2008, 10:34:22 PM
Quote from: triple zero on August 11, 2008, 10:32:32 PM
Quote from: Buddha's Ghost Penis on August 11, 2008, 10:22:54 PM
WE ARE SPEAK WITH A MENTAL VAGINA OF GREAT PROPORTIONS.

:mittens:

DEAR BGP WHO SHOULD BE PHILOSOPHER OF NEXT WEEK?

DON KNOTTS. NEXT PROBE?
WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#41
August 12, 2008, 02:48:22 AM
Quote from: Buddha's Ghost Penis on August 11, 2008, 10:19:36 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on August 10, 2008, 05:43:33 AM
BGP found Jesus, so of course he sounds different. Having eternal joy makes you different.

HE ESCAPED. WE ARE DISAPPOINT.
:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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#42
August 16, 2008, 01:59:04 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 12, 2008, 02:48:22 AM
Quote from: Buddha's Ghost Penis on August 11, 2008, 10:19:36 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on August 10, 2008, 05:43:33 AM
BGP found Jesus, so of course he sounds different. Having eternal joy makes you different.

HE ESCAPED. WE ARE DISAPPOINT.
:lulz:

YOUR RESPONSE IS NOT QUESTION! PLEASE TO IMMOLATE! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!
WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!

caffeinated orange juice

#44
August 16, 2008, 04:14:53 AM
BGP: Does your phantom limb rest upon your shift key?
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