The Haiku Game

[Richter]

A horse's dwelling,
Where mistress shoes her slaves
Sessile pony play

WELL?

[hooplala]

"WELL"?

[Richter]

Little Timmy fell in one.
Detatched from earthly desire,
Lassie Buhhda sits.

(I fucked up spealling "Bareness", happy?  )

NT: Tao of Meh

[Voodoo]

i really don't care
didn't you hear what I said
why are you still here

NT: the Moose Whisperer

[AFK]

see those caribou?
they pale in comparison
so sayeth the moose

NT:  What Bob Barr will be doing on election day. 

[Orion]

drinking bottles dry
knowing he's not elected
Barr; name and nature

*shrugs* I'm not American, these politicks do not interest me.
NT: Anthropomorphic Refrigerators.

[al-Sahin von Zeipel]

prank caller asked if
my frigidaire was running.
turns out that it was.

next topic:
lint

[Iason Ouabache]

fuzzy little balls
always stuck in my pockets
gnomes must have done it

NT: Tom Petty

[Cramulus]

you don't know how it feels
you don't know how it feels
to be tom petty


NT: Berserker

[Jasper]

BERSERKER
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK
BERSERKERRRR

nt: crock pots

[Bu🤠ns]

glass burns; crystal glows
smoke streams into a whore's mouth
missing some teeth

nt:
Barbasol

[Jasper]

CROCK, MOTHERFUCKER!

[Cramulus]

nt?

[Voodoo]

slow cooking my meat
dripping in its own juices
it sounds like torture

NT: obsessive compulsive disorder

[Cramulus]

wash your hands wash your
hands wash your hands wash your hands
six times then hit post

NT: what a forum is like if you have no hands