Paradigm shift

[Janvier]

This thread is now about Garfield Minus Garfield.

Wait, not yet! I just found out how to become one with the universe: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/HowTo:Be_At_One_With_The_Universe

morale: don't listen to crazy people or they'll rape you with a sombrero : D

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Oh dear, that wasn't my intention. I wouldn't want to be killing my own business. I personally profess no belief in "morale" or any such silliness.

Have you ever been raped with a sombrero before?

[the last yatto]

To eat of a wizard is to acquire in part his virtues, but to each too much is to be taken over by his restless spirit and shaped by his burning will. His spirit waits for the appropriate host it can turn to its purpose; if none can be secured, it uses what is at hand, even thought it entails a loss of higher awareness for many generations of transmigration. Things so made, misshapen and monstrous beyond description, are ever hungry and are to be avoided.

[nurbldoff]

I realize I'm probably feeding the trolls here, but I just want to point out that quantum theory is currently behind our model of the electron structure of the atom, which basically gives rise to all properties of matter except mass (which in turn is what the LHC is built to investigate).

Just saying.

[Janvier]

To eat of a wizard is to acquire in part his virtues, but to each too much is to be taken over by his restless spirit and shaped by his burning will. His spirit waits for the appropriate host it can turn to its purpose; if none can be secured, it uses what is at hand, even thought it entails a loss of higher awareness for many generations of transmigration. Things so made, misshapen and monstrous beyond description, are ever hungry and are to be avoided.

I see you know your Lovecraft Alhazred.
I never read any of that, by the way. I just follow the shaman's call.

[the last yatto]

actually i just picked it up not too long ago,
and came across the passage that included your favorite word,

props for picking up who it was even with me changing a few letters, either that or you cheated and have hidden cameras in my apartment

[Golden Applesauce]

DILDOES.

E/O/T.

[East Coast Hustle]

OK, now that these two fucktards have found each other, isn't it time they took a fucking honeymoon somewhere and left us alone?

[the last yatto]

  he left me years ago, saying he had to out