The Haiku Game

[sakredchao]

wool, over my eyes
let go of my puppetstring
the drugs, they haunt me

next: eating blueberries fresh off the bush, when a bear decides it wants the same berries.

[DJRubberducky]

next: eating blueberries fresh off the bush, when a bear decides it wants the same berries.

Solid blue sunshine
Yummy - Wha?  Tall furry beast!
*I* shit in the woods!


Next topic: Trying to fall asleep while someone else in the house is blaring music

[Evil Commie]

toss and turn
DAMN LOUD MUSIC
pulling trigger.... no more.



Next topic:  blurry monitor

[sakredchao]

haikus start with 5
the next line has seven beats
lastly, again, 5


why, out of almost
six hundred thousand pixels,
can i not see this

next topic: the dead sea scrolls

[Guido Finucci]

the spirit of love
drowned in blood by a new king
medieval politics


Next topic: Ka-chunka ka-chunka ka-chunka.

[MedeoPlusPlus]

Ka-chunka ka-choo
Jigga makka zipper-dee
Foo foo foo foo. Foo!

Next Topic: Flamethrowers that shoot chocolate hundred-dollar bills

[Evil Commie]

Flamethrower strapped on my back
walking around looking waiting shoot
Where's that damn chocolate hunderd dollar bill?

Next topic:  My 4 ferrets running amuck

[Malaul]

doesnt quite fit the  5 7 5 rule
but still very good

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

ferrets run amok
murderating wonderf'lly
while I eat my pie.

Next topic: bystanderization

[MedeoPlusPlus]

I wish I knew what
Bystanderization means.
It sounds really gay.

Next Topic: Why do old people get to wear the cool hats?

[Anonymous]

seems I am old now
the night moves twice through me
my hat oh so bling.

Nxt Topic: the shape air makes on water

[~~~~Closed~~~~]

CHALLENGE TO MEDEO!

today's challenge: ressurect your old ski-free haiku...those things were great  

[MedeoPlusPlus]

CHALLENGE TO MEDEO!

today's challenge: ressurect your old ski-free haiku...those things were great  

Unfortunately, I'm pretty sure they got deleted forever at some point. I'll try my hand at a Ski-Free haiku, but I guarantee no greatness:

Ski in pink and blue
Slalom, Freestyle, Tree Slalom
Yeti at two-thou'

[Den Sorte Dragen]

whats that weird big thing
sitting in that bony shell
mind you its your brain.

[Malaul]

I am now single
let the good times roll my friends
::pass the absinthe::


next topic  = you pick