Trolls in Party Hats

[Cain]

eeek, it is a monster!  no, do not fear, it is only the Giggles.
"how many things can I fit up my ass, yeah baby!" 
raaargh, it is a trickbeast!  it is made of bloodhound gang and sockbaby!
why is this crazy talk?

Oh it is china god troll!  buddha ghost peepee, do you have enlightenment for me?
"WHY HAVE YUO BANNED ME?"  because you at admin, fatty!
no, please do not eat all of the office with your godly wrath BGP!
do you hide secret to godliness inside your enormous belly?

EEEEK! What is this?  No do not hurt me mister troll man!
Relax, it is only Chef.  Will you cook food for BGP Chef?  No, you should stop, he is too fatty fat!
Where is this 16th and Minna?  No, do not put me in the van, Tongan nasty!

BLARGH!!11!!2  it is a swede!  but this is not as smart as most vegetable!
not as tasty either, fatty!  Why not tell us more about your cold place mr swede?
noooooo!!1 it is made of dork and boring, please stop!
look, now forum is filled with bullshit!

what is this?  is it smart and interesting forum member?  no, it is just daruko
the creature's whining burns my retina!  will it ever stop? oh, it is only poop from retard
"RAAARGH I SHALL DESTROY THIS FORUM, YOU SHALL ALL PAY!!"
hahaha, silly troll, he does not think too good

what is screeching noise, is someone killing cat? oh no, it is only AKK
its name is luke, but he prefers ambassador klok kaos.  we do not know why, perhaps he does not want to get laid?
he is known and noted...for his stupid hairstyle! watch it preen itself, silly troll
HELP, IT IS AN OUTLANDISH ATTACK!

[Cain]

For everyone who just went: wtf?

http://fatchicksinpartyhats.com/

[Suu]

THREAD DELIVERS!

[Cain]

Also, all artistic credit to Payne and the WOMP archives.  I just came up with the concept and text.

[Payne]

Not entirely true, Cain also suggested GIGGLES' head and Xenu's body.

[Ari]

 


Fuck this, I am going back to Malmö...

[Cain]

Your entire country will be forgiven, planewalker, if you hunt down and kill the poster known as Xenu, take a picture of his decapitated corpse wearing a party hat, then upload to the internet.

[Payne]

Also, PW, why are you wearing Darukos party hat?

Are you his alt?!

[Ari]

The "mr swede" just hit the right spot there and gave me something to think about. But Cain, I accept that mission, mostly because I really think they could use some forgiveness down south in Germany. ^^

MBNSDWYW http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/8706/rainbowfagcopygl7.jpg
As for the hat: it came by the dozens... anyone can shove it up their asswear it and become a Dakuro.

[Cain]

The "mr swede" just hit the right spot there and gave me something to think about. But Cain, I accept that mission, mostly because I really think they could use some forgiveness down south in Germany. ^^

No, that wasn't aimed at you.  It was aimed at an old Swedish poster called Xenu, who really was annoying.  Sorry, I should have made that clear.  I don't think anyone here has a problem with you, and I know I certainly don't.

Seriously, check out Xenu.  Look at the summer of 2006.  You'll want to punch yourself in the balls as well.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I would like a party hat.   

[Ari]

I didn't really think it was, but I was unsure wether (weather?) a specific person (and who) was meant or if you were referring to the general influx of swedish cabbages lately. Either way, it was delicious. I'm still reading 2004 apple talk and trying not to turn into a necromancer but I'll go check it out some time. Gathering intel on the target and tenderizing my balls.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MT9ZNJ2YS64
while we are talking about party hats and sweden - translation is in the extra panel... it's a classic among the people of the cold country.

[navkat]

There will always be a special place in my heart and FSM prayers for the MS Paint Cabal.

[Ari]

I would like a party hat.  

[Cain]

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