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Started by Alfred Rhazi, November 07, 2008, 05:45:33 PM

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Vene

Quote from: Mary Whitehouse on November 14, 2008, 09:56:11 PM
Making an intellectual/spiritual pursuit out of the process of grunting like a pig for ten mins then firing some gloopy shit up a womans nether bits?

You do the math  :lulz:
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Kai

Quote from: Mary Whitehouse on November 14, 2008, 09:56:11 PM
Making an intellectual/spiritual pursuit out of the process of grunting like a pig for ten mins then firing some gloopy shit up a womans nether bits?

You do the math  :lulz:

This.

Once we started thinking about sex, and rationalizing sex, meaning making something intellectual out of it, instead of just working on instinctual cues and following them, we broke the sexual system.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

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Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: Kai on November 14, 2008, 10:06:13 PM
Quote from: Mary Whitehouse on November 14, 2008, 09:56:11 PM
Making an intellectual/spiritual pursuit out of the process of grunting like a pig for ten mins then firing some gloopy shit up a womans nether bits?

You do the math  :lulz:

This.

Once we started thinking about sex, and rationalizing sex, meaning making something intellectual out of it, instead of just working on instinctual cues and following them, we broke the sexual system.

Indeed... yet another thing humans fucked up (literally) by using their brains. And they say we're evolved.

D E V O
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Kai

Quote from: Ratatosk on November 14, 2008, 10:08:29 PM
Quote from: Kai on November 14, 2008, 10:06:13 PM
Quote from: Mary Whitehouse on November 14, 2008, 09:56:11 PM
Making an intellectual/spiritual pursuit out of the process of grunting like a pig for ten mins then firing some gloopy shit up a womans nether bits?

You do the math  :lulz:

This.

Once we started thinking about sex, and rationalizing sex, meaning making something intellectual out of it, instead of just working on instinctual cues and following them, we broke the sexual system.

Indeed... yet another thing humans fucked up (literally) by using their brains. And they say we're evolved.

D E V O

wait wait WAIT. Don't jump the gun. I say we broke the system. I didn't attach any qualifier to that. Who says the old sexual system is perfect? There is nothing anywhere that says evolution has to go anywhere specific.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: Kai on November 14, 2008, 10:12:13 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on November 14, 2008, 10:08:29 PM
Quote from: Kai on November 14, 2008, 10:06:13 PM
Quote from: Mary Whitehouse on November 14, 2008, 09:56:11 PM
Making an intellectual/spiritual pursuit out of the process of grunting like a pig for ten mins then firing some gloopy shit up a womans nether bits?

You do the math  :lulz:

This.

Once we started thinking about sex, and rationalizing sex, meaning making something intellectual out of it, instead of just working on instinctual cues and following them, we broke the sexual system.

Indeed... yet another thing humans fucked up (literally) by using their brains. And they say we're evolved.

D E V O

wait wait WAIT. Don't jump the gun. I say we broke the system. I didn't attach any qualifier to that. Who says the old sexual system is perfect? There is nothing anywhere that says evolution has to go anywhere specific.

Darn, forgot I was talking to Kai...

<joke involving evolution>

Indeed... yet another thing humans fucked up (literally) by using their brains. And they say we're evolved.

</joke involving evolution>

;-)
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

P3nT4gR4m

Human sex, as I postulated earlier, is predominantly driven by the "euphoria incentive" - it feels nice at the time and then the orgasmic endorphin release is the icing on the cake.

Thing is the incentive is not only rewarded by sticking your dick in a woman. Sticking your dick in a man, warm apple pie or equivalent inter-species orifice will yield pretty much the same results.

Given that this is the case, each male will find his own personal preference of chosen orifice, in much the same way as we'd gravitate to a particular favourite food or music.

Some people like to eat really weird shit, some people like listening to really weird music and some people like fucking farm animals.

If no one or no thing is harmed or upset during this process I ask you again - what exactly is so empirically wrong about bestiality, beyond your own kneejerk reaction? It feels nice to pet a dog with your hand, I'm pretty sure if you got over the psychological aversion it'd feel nice to slip it one too.

Surely it couldn't be worse than fucking your own hand and I'll bet most of us have done that at one time or another.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

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Kai

Quote from: Mary Whitehouse on November 14, 2008, 10:31:01 PM
Human sex, as I postulated earlier, is predominantly driven by the "euphoria incentive" - it feels nice at the time and then the orgasmic endorphin release is the icing on the cake.

Thing is the incentive is not only rewarded by sticking your dick in a woman. Sticking your dick in a man, warm apple pie or equivalent inter-species orifice will yield pretty much the same results.

Given that this is the case, each male will find his own personal preference of chosen orifice, in much the same way as we'd gravitate to a particular favourite food or music.

Some people like to eat really weird shit, some people like listening to really weird music and some people like fucking farm animals.

If no one or no thing is harmed or upset during this process I ask you again - what exactly is so empirically wrong about bestiality, beyond your own kneejerk reaction? It feels nice to pet a dog with your hand, I'm pretty sure if you got over the psychological aversion it'd feel nice to slip it one too.

Surely it couldn't be worse than fucking your own hand and I'll bet most of us have done that at one time or another.

The question is, where do you draw the line?
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

OPTIMUS PINECONE

"Sincere thought, real free thought, ready, in the name of superhuman authority or of humble common sense, to question the basis of what is officially taught and generally accepted, is less and less likely to thrive. It is, we repeat, by far easier to enslave a literate people than an illiterate one, strange as this may seem at first sight. And the enslavement is more likely to be lasting."   -Savitri Devi

     "Great men of action... never mind on occasion being ridiculous; in a sense it is part of their job, and at times they all are"   -Oswald Mosley

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: Kai on November 14, 2008, 10:34:03 PM
Quote from: Mary Whitehouse on November 14, 2008, 10:31:01 PM
Human sex, as I postulated earlier, is predominantly driven by the "euphoria incentive" - it feels nice at the time and then the orgasmic endorphin release is the icing on the cake.

Thing is the incentive is not only rewarded by sticking your dick in a woman. Sticking your dick in a man, warm apple pie or equivalent inter-species orifice will yield pretty much the same results.

Given that this is the case, each male will find his own personal preference of chosen orifice, in much the same way as we'd gravitate to a particular favourite food or music.

Some people like to eat really weird shit, some people like listening to really weird music and some people like fucking farm animals.

If no one or no thing is harmed or upset during this process I ask you again - what exactly is so empirically wrong about bestiality, beyond your own kneejerk reaction? It feels nice to pet a dog with your hand, I'm pretty sure if you got over the psychological aversion it'd feel nice to slip it one too.

Surely it couldn't be worse than fucking your own hand and I'll bet most of us have done that at one time or another.

The question is, where do you draw the line?

I suppose it depends on the "You" part of that and weather the 'line' is personal or one for everyone else to stay behind.
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

P3nT4gR4m

Exactly! That's my point, in a nutshell. I would personally draw the line at fucking reasonably attractive blonde women but it's not my right to draw the line for anyone else. As I've mentioned a few times already, I would condemn any act that causes suffering - rape, paedophillia, humping small rodents til they explode... etc but, in my opinion, anything else you want to do is your own fucking business.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Suu

Quote from: Mary Whitehouse on November 14, 2008, 10:40:43 PM
Exactly! That's my point, in a nutshell. I would personally draw the line at fucking reasonably attractive blonde women but it's not my right to draw the line for anyone else. As I've mentioned a few times already, I would condemn any act that causes suffering - rape, paedophillia, humping small rodents til they explode... etc but, in my opinion, anything else you want to do is your own fucking business.

Mary Whitehouse saying this is fucked up. Just saying.
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Kai

Quote from: Mary Whitehouse on November 14, 2008, 10:40:43 PM
Exactly! That's my point, in a nutshell. I would personally draw the line at fucking reasonably attractive blonde women but it's not my right to draw the line for anyone else. As I've mentioned a few times already, I would condemn any act that causes suffering - rape, paedophillia, humping small rodents til they explode... etc but, in my opinion, anything else you want to do is your own fucking business.

So, how do you determine if it is rape then?
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

P3nT4gR4m

Woman screaming "get off me you swine!"

Animal? You seriously trying to tell me, as a biologist, that you wouldn't be able to tell if an animal was in distress?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Kai

I was trying to stay neutral for a bit but this whole conversation really bothers me so I'm backing out.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Cain

If I may intrude?

The reason beastiality is wrong is fuck you, thats why.

Cain,
master of subtle debate.