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Hey, LMNO! Explain your fucked up religion, plz

Started by Cain, January 16, 2009, 11:48:54 AM

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P3nT4gR4m

#1
January 16, 2009, 01:06:59 PM
Not religion, it's science. Just look, it has "quantum" in the name. Must be science


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LMNO

#2
January 16, 2009, 01:09:22 PM
IZ QUANTUM ENTRAINMENT.  IZ VIBRATIONALISM.
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rosenstock

#3
January 16, 2009, 01:27:15 PM
I'm quite certain I have heard of this bullshit before but it eludes me. I clicked it and saw "Quantum Healing" and my soul died a little.
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LMNO

#4
January 16, 2009, 01:29:37 PM
At a quick glance, it seems to be a re-packaged, misunderstood Reiki.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
January 16, 2009, 03:56:26 PM
My step-mom does Reiki. She's a sweet old thing.
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LMNO

#6
January 16, 2009, 04:36:36 PM
BUT IZ ITZ QUANTUUM?
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LMNO

#8
January 16, 2009, 04:44:24 PM
Click the link and tell me that doesn't sound like they're trying to justify "healing energies" using quantum physics.

P3nT4gR4m

#9
January 16, 2009, 04:45:48 PM
Sounds perfectly logical to me.

Heisenberg's uncertainty principle clearly states that "we can't be sure"

:troll:

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LMNO

#10
January 16, 2009, 04:46:36 PM
IF I OBZERVEZ YUO, I CHANGEZ YR VIBRASHUNZ!
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Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#11
January 16, 2009, 04:55:37 PM
The problem with that logic is that the eigenstate would collapse into one of 'n' states. We should probably assume that most of the 'n' states that your 'energy vibrations etc' could exist in... are probably not the best states for your health.

Thus, if you let these people work on you... they can't guarantee that you won't turn into a frog, rutabaga or Republican.
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P3nT4gR4m

#12
January 16, 2009, 05:00:42 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on January 16, 2009, 04:55:37 PM
The problem with that logic is that the eigenstate would collapse into one of 'n' states. We should probably assume that most of the 'n' states that your 'energy vibrations etc' could exist in... are probably not the best states for your health.

Thus, if you let these people work on you... they can't guarantee that you won't turn into a frog, rutabaga or Republican.

But they'z using ancient methods :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#13
January 16, 2009, 05:06:48 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 16, 2009, 05:00:42 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on January 16, 2009, 04:55:37 PM
The problem with that logic is that the eigenstate would collapse into one of 'n' states. We should probably assume that most of the 'n' states that your 'energy vibrations etc' could exist in... are probably not the best states for your health.

Thus, if you let these people work on you... they can't guarantee that you won't turn into a frog, rutabaga or Republican.

But they'z using ancient methods :argh!:

Yeah, hence the Republican possibility ;-)
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

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Vene

#14
January 16, 2009, 06:59:09 PM
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I can't say I'm surprised, but dammit! quantum doesn't mean magic.
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