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Started by trillian, August 05, 2008, 03:33:44 AM

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the last yatto

#135
January 01, 2009, 07:31:51 AM
the committee to elect a committee to remodel limbo has decided in fact not to elect a committee and that limbo should infact change to the will of the discordean populace with out us having to do any thing (we got tired and decided to go eat hot dogs). further more the usual destination for deceased discordians "the disco" has been annexed onto the far east side of limbo. that is all for the time being.
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#136
January 03, 2009, 01:20:31 AM
Please don't pee in my mouth
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Bruno

#137
January 04, 2009, 06:34:41 PM
Fuk u dood! i thot u was a bitch! $DIE4Mine$
Formerly something else...

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#138
January 13, 2009, 01:37:26 AM
I shaved my butt and it itches.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

sonne

#139
January 13, 2009, 02:04:28 AM
"i break everything!&!#$!$ ALL YOUR PLATES"

the last yatto

#140
January 19, 2009, 09:32:44 PM
"stop poking the dildo"
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Sir Squid Diddimus

#141
January 20, 2009, 04:42:20 AM
"buttplug?"

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#142
January 20, 2009, 05:46:37 AM
AHHHH FUCKING SMORFNUGGETS THESE REFS ARE DOING COKE OUT OF EACH OTHERS ASSHOLES

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#143
March 11, 2009, 05:12:16 AM
"I found out  the church on the corner was originally called the Deutsche Congregationale Zion Kirche"

"That was the nickname I gave my anus back in 2004!"
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

the last yatto

#144
March 13, 2009, 07:55:16 AM
homemade teriyaki?
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Suu

#145
March 21, 2009, 07:15:56 PM
"Excuse me while I whip this out"
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#146
April 11, 2009, 10:28:37 PM
I'm sorry I elbowed you in the vagina.
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the last yatto

#147
April 12, 2009, 11:42:19 PM
THIS IS AMERICA WE DONT READ THE FINE PRINT
thats whats the goverment is for.
:mullet:
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Suu

#148
January 19, 2010, 01:39:30 AM
"Can you poop at work?"
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Da6s

#149
January 19, 2010, 01:45:48 AM Last Edit: January 19, 2010, 01:48:39 AM by Da6s
"Well, one of my regulars just tipped me in weed"

And the next one...

"...and then the midget managed to fall off a table and spill a bucket on her in the process. Yeah, it's a good night so far."
We appear to be doomed by our DNA to repeat the same destructive behaviors our forebears have repeated for millenia. If anything our problem solving skills have actually diminished with the advent of technology & our ubiquitous modern conveniences. & yet despite our predisposition towards fear-driven hostility; towards what we anachronistically term primitive behavior another instinct is just as firmly encoded in our make-up. We are capable as our ancestors were of incredible breathtaking acts of kindness. Every hour of every day a man risks his life at a moments notice to save another. Forget for a moment the belligerent benevolent billionaires who grant the unfortunate a crumb of costfree cake. I speak of pure acts of selflessness. A Mother who rushes into the street to save a child from a speeding vehicle. A person who runs into a burning building to reach a family trapped on the upper story. Such actions,such moments,such unconscious selfless decisions,define what it is to be human
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