The Haiku Game

[MedeoPlusPlus]

Those scented crayons
My sister loves to eat them...
Crayola cuisine!

N,Ä?chstes Thema: Eating Froot Loops with chopsticks (my cousin actually does this)

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

How many fruitloops
will fit on my new chopsticks?
BANG! goes my blown mind.



proxima topic: Magickal tequila

[riff]

that magic potion
bestows great enlightenment
the worm is my friend

Next: Canadian bacon.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Quien soy aqui?
Running from filthy bacon.
Fuera de alla....


next topic: cabalistic caballeros

[Trollax]

Cabal in packs
Death to the infidel scum
We are one with all...

Next topic....................................
The reasons why a cold dead fish is better to have during a crisis than a machine pistol........................

~Trollax is writing
his traditional signoff
But they're getting weird~

[zenji]

Stiff Coeleocanth,
Uzi Nine Millemetre.......
Hide behind the first!


Next topic..............sychophantic inept line managers.

[Trollax]

They nose my browns
I'd prefer that they didn't
Now it's all broken

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Next Topic.............................
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Closet Racism

~Hi Trollax~

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Hidden Hitlerites
Sniping at us from afar
Burn down their closet!

next topic: sadistic fluff-bunniesque christianized cannibals

[riff]

A Christianized cannibal, Ted
Had horrible thoughts in his head
Sadistic things that he'd say
In his fluff-bunniesque way
Made me worship Discordia instead.


Next topic: The contents of the 12 missing frames from the Zapruder film

[zenji]

A Christianized cannibal, Ted
Had horrible thoughts in his head
Sadistic things that he'd say
In his fluff-bunniesque way
Made me worship Discordia instead.


Next topic: The contents of the 12 missing frames from the Zapruder film

Nice !

The Zapruder film
Had twelve missing frames from it.
What were the contents!



next topic................innumerate illiterates.

[MedeoPlusPlus]

too pluhss too yz fayve
pai iz fud, nogt uh numbur
math geekz, dey iz weerd

Next topic: How Strong Bad can type so fast with boxing gloves :

[zenji]

Medeo..........that was funny!



Bad went on a course,
And got a certificate!
"Fast type with gloves on"............



next topic........incredibly complicated superstring theories solved!

[riff]

Why make such a fuss?
Just buy some at the toy store!
"Party in a can!"



Next episode: vegan ninjas

[MedeoPlusPlus]

What a weird concept
Stealth assassins from Japan
But no meat or milk

Damn, that sucked... anyhow
Next topic: The Great Mighty Poo

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Solo me quede
here to fight the Mighty Poo?
Where are you, Eris?

Proxima topic: "Eris and the Great Mighty Poo"