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THE INEVITABLE SWINE FLU THREAD: How bad is it where YOU are?

Started by tyrannosaurus vex, April 27, 2009, 03:38:04 PM

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Rumckle

I seem to remember reading, perhaps on wikipedia, that the mortality rate for this outbreak is only 3 times that of regular flu.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Jenne

Well yeah, I mean, that's what my doc husband said--that the flu kills 10's of thousands of kids/people every year...no one says a peep about that.

Xooxe

I get the impression that a lot of people don't realise what proper flu feels like. Plenty of times I see friends wandering around that say they have it and it's blatantly just a cold.

Every few years I catch something that I know would kill me if I was eighty years old.

the last yatto

Ukraine, the Philippines, Thailand and the United Arab Emirates are among other countries which have banned pork imports from the US. hxxp://www.abc.net.au/rural/news/content/200904/s2555669.htm
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Requia ☣

The thing about diseases is, the growth rate is exponential once it becomes contagious (which it appears to be already).   Its normal for a new flu strain to start out with a small number of cases, by this fall, that 2000 infections becomes millions (globally), which means a death toll at 6 figures or more by the time its done a year or so from now.

Now, thats probably not going to happen, because like the last dangerous flu strain, the governments are taking it seriously.  We have time to verify the infection paths, produce vaccines (important, with enough vaccines we can kill the strain completely through herd immunity), and play quarantine to at least slow the spread while we prep for the real deal.  This is a potentiall catastrophic situation, but as long as we treat it like one, we can probably* prevent the full catastrophe.  (Still going to suck for the people who do die though).

*I say probably because I don't know enough about which symptom kills, infection vector etc.  This could be a lot worse than I think it is depending on those factors.
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Requia ☣

Quote from: Yάttᶿ on April 30, 2009, 09:14:32 AM
Ukraine, the Philippines, Thailand and the United Arab Emirates are among other countries which have banned pork imports from the US. hxxp://www.abc.net.au/rural/news/content/200904/s2555669.htm

WTF?  Shouldn't they be banning *Mexican* pork?  Not that it matters, a jump from pig to human is rare.  Now that the jumps been made it should continue as human to human, in far greater infection numbers than we can get from pigs.
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Xooxe

Quote from: Requia on April 30, 2009, 09:24:42 AMIts normal for a new flu strain to start out with a small number of cases, by this fall, that 2000 infections becomes millions (globally), which means a death toll at 6 figures or more by the time its done a year or so from now.

The southern hemisphere is just entering flu season, so I guess we'll see what's in store.

the last yatto

Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Adios

Speaking as a 55 year old man in not so great health I certainly have concerns about this. I am glad I am in a position to limit my contact with the public.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Naturally, I worry about my kids. If it starts to look sketchy in Oregon I'll just keep them out of school for a while. Sucks, but it's better than them getting sick and being home from school anyway.
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Idem

The local news is all like "So far there have been zero reported incidences of swine flu in Louisiana SO TAKE PRECAUTIONS YOU POTENTIALLY DISEASE-RIDDEN DUMBASSES"

Pariah

Eh one unconfirmed case in Spokane.
Just means more fun for mindfucking I guess.
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Sir Squid Diddimus

Quote from: L.D.D. Szarowka on April 30, 2009, 09:02:22 AM
Quote from: Suu on April 27, 2009, 03:40:02 PM
Nothing up here. I think the media is blowing another illness out of proportion based on people in Mexico and the Southwest not knowing how to wash their hands after they wipe their ass.

would you mind keeping the retarded comments for the retards?

some people down here are more evolved than that

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hooplala

I laugh my ass off when I see people wearing the face masks.  Yeah, that's going to keep out a virus, sure, also I own a big bridge in New York City... wanna buy it?  Cheap?
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Quote from: Squid on April 30, 2009, 03:50:44 PM
Quote from: L.D.D. Szarowka on April 30, 2009, 09:02:22 AM
Quote from: Suu on April 27, 2009, 03:40:02 PM
Nothing up here. I think the media is blowing another illness out of proportion based on people in Mexico and the Southwest not knowing how to wash their hands after they wipe their ass.

would you mind keeping the retarded comments for the retards?

some people down here are more evolved than that

If you don't understand the brand of humor around here I suggest you lurk more before getting offended by it.


Since Szaro is actually in Mexico, I was gonna say, "What if he had made fun of where you live"... but then I remembered you live in Florida.