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Started by Kai, April 06, 2009, 12:24:28 PM

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#15
April 07, 2009, 10:42:12 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 07, 2009, 03:25:40 PM
Quote from: Kai on April 06, 2009, 11:03:10 PM
Quote from: Jenne on April 06, 2009, 09:58:02 PM
They may not crawl around in your ears, but if you catch one and hold onto it, it pinches you! MEAN, smelly creatures, I tell you!

Were you talking about humans, or earwigs?

:potd:

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#16
May 08, 2009, 05:39:04 AM
Quote from: Kai on April 06, 2009, 09:32:49 PM
Quote from: The Borderline Simpleton on April 06, 2009, 07:46:58 PM
Quote from: Khara on April 06, 2009, 07:36:27 PM
Does this mean there are bug penises in peoples ears?

:fap::fap::fap::fap:

I hope so.

Myth. People thought they crawled into peoples ears at night and did weird things to their brains, but its never been substantiated ever.

And I mean EVER. No reports of Dermaptera in peoples ears.

I call meta-myth!  I bet that the interpretation of the name "earwig" as having had to do with ears is a back formation from the word which is probably from an entirely different root altogether!  Also, I've never met anyone who believed that earwigs crawl into your brain through your ears (discounting impressionable children lied to by adults who knew better.)
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#17
May 08, 2009, 05:48:34 AM
Quote from: Kai on April 06, 2009, 09:32:49 PM
Quote from: The Borderline Simpleton on April 06, 2009, 07:46:58 PM
Quote from: Khara on April 06, 2009, 07:36:27 PM
Does this mean there are bug penises in peoples ears?

:fap::fap::fap::fap:

I hope so.

Myth. People thought they crawled into peoples ears at night and did weird things to their brains, but its never been substantiated ever.

And I mean EVER. No reports of Dermaptera in peoples ears.

That's just what you want us to think.  Bug lover!
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#18
May 09, 2009, 12:09:32 AM
Quote from: Kai on April 06, 2009, 11:03:10 PM
Quote from: Jenne on April 06, 2009, 09:58:02 PM
They may not crawl around in your ears, but if you catch one and hold onto it, it pinches you! MEAN, smelly creatures, I tell you!

Were you talking about humans, or earwigs?

:lulz:
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#19
May 09, 2009, 12:10:46 AM
Quote from: GA on May 08, 2009, 05:39:04 AM
Quote from: Kai on April 06, 2009, 09:32:49 PM
Quote from: The Borderline Simpleton on April 06, 2009, 07:46:58 PM
Quote from: Khara on April 06, 2009, 07:36:27 PM
Does this mean there are bug penises in peoples ears?

:fap::fap::fap::fap:

I hope so.

Myth. People thought they crawled into peoples ears at night and did weird things to their brains, but its never been substantiated ever.

And I mean EVER. No reports of Dermaptera in peoples ears.

I call meta-myth!  I bet that the interpretation of the name "earwig" as having had to do with ears is a back formation from the word which is probably from an entirely different root altogether!  Also, I've never met anyone who believed that earwigs crawl into your brain through your ears (discounting impressionable children lied to by adults who knew better.)

They're often found in ears of corn. I assumed that's where the name came from...
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Kai

#20
May 10, 2009, 12:52:34 AM
Interesting. I'll bring that up with my professor next time I see him.
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#21
June 02, 2009, 09:50:41 PM
Quote from: Kai on April 06, 2009, 09:32:49 PM
Quote from: The Borderline Simpleton on April 06, 2009, 07:46:58 PM
Quote from: Khara on April 06, 2009, 07:36:27 PM
Does this mean there are bug penises in peoples ears?

:fap::fap::fap::fap:

I hope so.

Myth. People thought they crawled into peoples ears at night and did weird things to their brains, but its never been substantiated ever.

And I mean EVER. No reports of Dermaptera in peoples ears.

Actually I had a friend who legitimately had an earwig crawl in his ear when he was asleep. He complained of really bad ear pains and when he went to the doctor there WAS one in his ear.

Just a coincidence I know, but still.

HE IS THE PROOF lol

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#22
June 03, 2009, 01:23:51 AM
I think when that happens, one probably ought to be more concerned with the sanitary conditions of one's dwelling than with specifics about where the earwigs are crawling. :lol:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#23
June 04, 2009, 12:34:53 AM
My husband once got a gnat in his ear and it had to be flushed out at the doctor's office.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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