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They BREAK OFF?!
« on: April 06, 2009, 12:24:28 pm »
Earwig penises.

http://membracid.wordpress.com/2009/04/06/monday-morning-earwig-genital-cringe/

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Re: They BREAK OFF?!
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2009, 02:18:21 pm »
Ew.  Now, talk about a bug that STINKS.  Pshew.

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« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2009, 03:42:47 pm »
Ew.  Now, talk about a bug that STINKS.  Pshew.

Dermaptera, my dear momma Jenne, Dermaptera, not Hemiptera.  8)
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« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2009, 07:16:02 pm »
Ew.  Now, talk about a bug that STINKS.  Pshew.

Dermaptera, my dear momma Jenne, Dermaptera, not Hemiptera.  8)

:D  I could never abide the smell of an earwig, Kai!  :D  Plus they are mean fuckers, too. 

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« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2009, 07:26:12 pm »
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« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2009, 07:36:27 pm »
Does this mean there are bug penises in peoples ears?

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« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2009, 07:46:58 pm »
Does this mean there are bug penises in peoples ears?

:fap::fap::fap::fap:

I hope so.

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« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2009, 08:06:20 pm »
 :x


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« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2009, 08:39:11 pm »
See, now I'm wondering if the guy who wrote "Detachable Penis" studied insects...

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« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2009, 09:32:49 pm »
Does this mean there are bug penises in peoples ears?

:fap::fap::fap::fap:

I hope so.

Myth. People thought they crawled into peoples ears at night and did weird things to their brains, but its never been substantiated ever.

And I mean EVER. No reports of Dermaptera in peoples ears.
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« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2009, 09:49:04 pm »
Does this mean there are bug penises in peoples ears?

:fap::fap::fap::fap:

I hope so.

Myth. People thought they crawled into peoples ears at night and did weird things to their brains, but its never been substantiated ever.

And I mean EVER. No reports of Dermaptera in peoples ears.

So they are named after a myth?  And don't go in ears right?

































pleasepleaseplease say yes cause this is just really gross!!!!!

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« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2009, 09:58:02 pm »
They may not crawl around in your ears, but if you catch one and hold onto it, it pinches you! MEAN, smelly creatures, I tell you!

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« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2009, 11:03:10 pm »
They may not crawl around in your ears, but if you catch one and hold onto it, it pinches you! MEAN, smelly creatures, I tell you!

Were you talking about humans, or earwigs?
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« Reply #13 on: April 07, 2009, 03:25:40 pm »
They may not crawl around in your ears, but if you catch one and hold onto it, it pinches you! MEAN, smelly creatures, I tell you!

Were you talking about humans, or earwigs?

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« Reply #14 on: April 07, 2009, 03:29:26 pm »
That WAS a truly inspired reply, I agree.  I meant to answer it with a "Yes" last night but forgot!