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Started by Kai, April 06, 2009, 12:24:28 PM

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Kai

April 06, 2009, 12:24:28 PM
Earwig penises.

http://membracid.wordpress.com/2009/04/06/monday-morning-earwig-genital-cringe/

They've got an extra, just in case one breaks. They often do break.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Jenne

#1
April 06, 2009, 02:18:21 PM
Ew.  Now, talk about a bug that STINKS.  Pshew.

Kai

#2
April 06, 2009, 03:42:47 PM
Quote from: Jenne on April 06, 2009, 02:18:21 PM
Ew.  Now, talk about a bug that STINKS.  Pshew.

Dermaptera, my dear momma Jenne, Dermaptera, not Hemiptera.  8)
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Jenne

#3
April 06, 2009, 07:16:02 PM
Quote from: Kai on April 06, 2009, 03:42:47 PM
Quote from: Jenne on April 06, 2009, 02:18:21 PM
Ew.  Now, talk about a bug that STINKS.  Pshew.

Dermaptera, my dear momma Jenne, Dermaptera, not Hemiptera.  8)

:D  I could never abide the smell of an earwig, Kai!  :D  Plus they are mean fuckers, too. 

bds

#4
April 06, 2009, 07:26:12 PM
:fap:

Dysfunctional Cunt

#5
April 06, 2009, 07:36:27 PM
Does this mean there are bug penises in peoples ears?

bds

#6
April 06, 2009, 07:46:58 PM
Quote from: Khara on April 06, 2009, 07:36:27 PM
Does this mean there are bug penises in peoples ears?

:fap::fap::fap::fap:

I hope so.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#7
April 06, 2009, 08:06:20 PM
 :x


I will not sleep the same again.  EVAR!

Jenne

#8
April 06, 2009, 08:39:11 PM
See, now I'm wondering if the guy who wrote "Detachable Penis" studied insects...

Kai

#9
April 06, 2009, 09:32:49 PM
Quote from: The Borderline Simpleton on April 06, 2009, 07:46:58 PM
Quote from: Khara on April 06, 2009, 07:36:27 PM
Does this mean there are bug penises in peoples ears?

:fap::fap::fap::fap:

I hope so.

Myth. People thought they crawled into peoples ears at night and did weird things to their brains, but its never been substantiated ever.

And I mean EVER. No reports of Dermaptera in peoples ears.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Dysfunctional Cunt

#10
April 06, 2009, 09:49:04 PM
Quote from: Kai on April 06, 2009, 09:32:49 PM
Quote from: The Borderline Simpleton on April 06, 2009, 07:46:58 PM
Quote from: Khara on April 06, 2009, 07:36:27 PM
Does this mean there are bug penises in peoples ears?

:fap::fap::fap::fap:

I hope so.

Myth. People thought they crawled into peoples ears at night and did weird things to their brains, but its never been substantiated ever.

And I mean EVER. No reports of Dermaptera in peoples ears.

So they are named after a myth?  And don't go in ears right?

































pleasepleaseplease say yes cause this is just really gross!!!!!

Jenne

#11
April 06, 2009, 09:58:02 PM
They may not crawl around in your ears, but if you catch one and hold onto it, it pinches you! MEAN, smelly creatures, I tell you!

Kai

#12
April 06, 2009, 11:03:10 PM
Quote from: Jenne on April 06, 2009, 09:58:02 PM
They may not crawl around in your ears, but if you catch one and hold onto it, it pinches you! MEAN, smelly creatures, I tell you!

Were you talking about humans, or earwigs?
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

LMNO

#13
April 07, 2009, 03:25:40 PM
Quote from: Kai on April 06, 2009, 11:03:10 PM
Quote from: Jenne on April 06, 2009, 09:58:02 PM
They may not crawl around in your ears, but if you catch one and hold onto it, it pinches you! MEAN, smelly creatures, I tell you!

Were you talking about humans, or earwigs?

:potd:

Jenne

#14
April 07, 2009, 03:29:26 PM
That WAS a truly inspired reply, I agree.  I meant to answer it with a "Yes" last night but forgot!
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