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Started by P3nT4gR4m, May 03, 2009, 08:08:43 PM

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#60
May 17, 2009, 08:41:18 PM
*update*

Puppy has perfected the "Do not fuck with me" - look



Next step - we train him to steal fast cars

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Triple Zero

#61
May 17, 2009, 09:35:22 PM
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

fomenter

#62
May 17, 2009, 10:00:25 PM
wow just wow   :fap: tripzip
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LMNO

#63
May 18, 2009, 12:58:01 PM

Cramulus

#64
May 18, 2009, 04:06:58 PM

Zenpeanut

#65
May 18, 2009, 04:40:48 PM
Cram you damnulus! I was going to do that

Triple Zero

#67
May 18, 2009, 05:07:26 PM
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Cainad (dec.)

#68
May 19, 2009, 06:48:14 AM
Quote from: Zenpeanut on May 18, 2009, 04:44:30 PM
NSFW ->  http://i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq251/Zenpeanut/dragonsandcars09_top.jpg

touche

You know what upsets me most about that?

That's not the first time I've seen dragon-on-car porn.

Nast

#69
May 19, 2009, 06:50:41 AM
Quote from: Cainad on May 19, 2009, 06:48:14 AM
Quote from: Zenpeanut on May 18, 2009, 04:44:30 PM
NSFW ->  http://i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq251/Zenpeanut/dragonsandcars09_top.jpg

touche

You know what upsets me most about that?

That's not the first time I've seen dragon-on-car porn.

But now sir, you are a connoisseur.
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Triple Zero

#70
May 19, 2009, 11:24:16 AM
well yeah when those pics were linked first, there was a whole series of them.

just google "dragons fucking cars"
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#71
May 19, 2009, 11:02:56 PM
WHAT THE SHIT

http://www.textfiles.com/sex/sex-cars.faq

I do not think this guy is kidding.
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Lies

#72
May 19, 2009, 11:14:12 PM
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

The Good Reverend Roger

#73
May 19, 2009, 11:17:23 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#74
May 29, 2009, 08:20:30 PM
*Update*

Puppy is still alive. Now capable of destroying anything, at will, within 15 seconds, using only his little puppy teeth  :argh!:
















I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark
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