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Rev Roger Sermon #18: DOOM

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, June 14, 2003, 01:55:06 AM

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Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#45
July 13, 2003, 08:49:18 PM
We'll start our own army. Let's get to work.
Anyway, there must be some law somewhere the excludes Discordians/ Erisians from national armies.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

riff

#46
July 13, 2003, 10:44:01 PM
Old joke:

An Army guy, an Air Force guy, and a Marine are sitting on a hill, when a helicopter flies overhead.

The Army guy says, "Hey, look - a chopper."
The Air Force guy says, "Not just any chopper - that's a Bell AH-64 Apache - it's got the twin 1265-kW turboshafts and a 30mm M230 chaingun!"
And the Marine says, "Ooook!  Oook oook oooook!!"
Here's where I've been, and where I probably am: http://www.kingdomofloathing.com.

Miss Silver

#47
July 13, 2003, 10:53:18 PM
There isn't a law, yet.  As the saying goes...

"Did you know there's a million dollars buried in the house next door?
There is no house next door.
Then let's go build one!
- Marx

Miss Silver

The Good Reverend Roger

#48
July 14, 2003, 01:26:39 AM
Quote from: Miss SilverThere isn't a law, yet.  As the saying goes...

"Did you know there's a million dollars buried in the house next door?
There is no house next door.
Then let's go build one!
- Marx

Miss Silver

What do you mean?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

riff

#49
July 14, 2003, 03:00:45 AM
Which Marx was that, anyway?
Here's where I've been, and where I probably am: http://www.kingdomofloathing.com.

The Commander

#50
July 14, 2003, 01:51:11 PM
Vinnie Marx from Brooklyn.  Close friend to Jimmy "The Greek" Fazolli and Larry "Fingers" Malone.  They were in the "construction" business.  Hence all the talk about houses and burying money.

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Official Guest

#51
July 16, 2003, 01:18:39 AM
Pfft!

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#52
July 16, 2003, 11:00:30 PM
Blfft on you. Let's stick to DOOM, people.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

The Commander

#53
July 17, 2003, 02:32:31 AM
Does Marx have anything to do with DOOM!? I'm sure one of them must.  If not the Marx's then maybe one of the Lennons...

Damn, that joke is so old...

Damn this animal is sick...

Yes, it is a catchy little number.

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Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#54
July 17, 2003, 09:45:36 PM
DOOM will come to all the death-trap stripmalls all across the world, from Caracas to Tokyo.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

riff

#55
July 17, 2003, 11:07:21 PM
Quote from: The CommanderDamn this animal is sick...

Yes, it is a catchy little number.
*cough* *hack* *cough*
Here's where I've been, and where I probably am: http://www.kingdomofloathing.com.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#56
July 19, 2003, 08:46:43 PM
Though we stand in the valley of DOOM, be not afraid. However, run if you should happen to see DUMB.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

The Good Reverend Roger

#57
July 22, 2003, 11:31:04 PM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCThough we stand in the valley of DOOM, be not afraid. However, run if you should happen to see DUMB.

I have bad news for you...this is the AGE OF DUMB.

Just look around you.

(Not too quickly or obviously, though.  Don't let THEM know you know...)
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#58
July 22, 2003, 11:38:41 PM
I know. And I can't escape from DUMB no matter where I run to. It's all around permeating everyone. It makes me want to carry a flamethrower with me on my journeys.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Trollax

#59
July 23, 2003, 04:01:04 AM
Ah, so that's the secret coded message...
Sorry I was putting the glass in the museum again...

Well as Zarathustra said, you can never trust a Hockey player with your stamp collection, so I guess It's all OK.

~Dumb Trollax~
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