The Haiku Game

[zenji]

Goddess full of sh*t,
Don't crap on your board members.
We worship your "wit".


next topic..............Riff

[riff]

Pre-emptive haiku
I write so that no one speaks
My darkest secrets.


Next: Emoticons

[Trollax]

:idea:        
         :P  
       

next topic: intestinal flora

It too has been done
That which has gone before us
Shall be repeated............

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~Emotive Trollax~

[Trollax]

Next topic...........

Rotting smelly feet.....................

[MedeoPlusPlus]

Mold 'n' mud 'n' shit
Goin' to job interview,
My foots look snazzy!

Next topik: The democracy cakewalk in Tienenman Square

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Thousands in the square
Walking over fluffy cakes
Not dodging bullets


proxima topic: The democracy claptrap in Fernando Poo.

[Sir Lyall]

Fisson Chips scouted
World teetered on destruction
'Cuz of an island

next topic... the laundromat

[Trollax]

I have never been
But you lose more socks that way
I do mine at home

NEXT TOPIC.............................
The most valuable thing............
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(((For all those of you who've read the log by craig charles)))

[SMFabal]

Keep breathing for now
Stay alive just one more day
See Sunrise again

next: Klingon Culture - what's up with that?
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[riff]

Bonus points if you write it in Klingon!

[ngabwI']

This is a "tribute" to a now former boss of mine, the least competent individual ever to walk...

{ 'armanDo vImuS
qabDaj 'angQo'law' *loDHom*
vI'oy'moH vIneH }

"I hate Armando
'Little Man' won't show his face
I want to hurt him"

There, 5-7-5 in both English and Klingon.

Next topic: Tapeworms and their uses in paleontology...

[zenji]

Pre-Cambrian Age
Little slugs fossilising.
Evolved into Man.




next topic...............Hot Summer weather

[SMFabal]

Boiling Blistering
Excruciating Sauna
Sun and Rain Combined

next topic: eBay

[zenji]

Auctioned some stuff there!
Never got my money back!
Embezzling E-Bay........................




next topic.............Art for Art's sake.

[riff]

i made this piece from
metal tubing, cloth, and hair.
so then - where's my grant?


next: regional dialects