Discordian Cult I mean Commune

[BADGE OF HONOR]

Surely a discordian cult would be an excellent environment to raise your children!

[Pariah]

Bread baking
Plus I'm young so I can panhandle and get sympathy.

[Eater of Clowns]

If we all lived in a commune, wouldn't that make us communists?

[Requia ☣]

so?

[Richter]

We can look pink and still take their green.

[the last yatto]

i can dig

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I'm useful for lots of stuffs.






















no really.

[BabylonHoruv]

We all teach each other everything we know about the following:

Plumbing
Electricity
Carpentry
Landscaping
Masonry


We can hire ourselves out as a team of handyspags as well as being able to do all of this work for ourselves, thus saving the commune money.

Don;t forget gardening, very useful on communes.

I think I was there for that conversation.  I actually grew up on a commune and it has a lot to reccomend it.

[Iason Ouabache]

Kai's got the biology, I've got the chemistry. I can do reactions, distillations, extractions, etc. I also know quite a bit about water treatment and various other forms of plumbing (chemical engineering = plumbing with style!!!) And I can drive a fork lift, which almost never comes in handy.

[Payne]

Kai's got the biology, I've got the chemistry. I can do reactions, distillations, extractions, etc. I also know quite a bit about water treatment and various other forms of plumbing (chemical engineering = plumbing with style!!!) And I can drive a fork lift, which almost never comes in handy.

And we of course have plenty of physicists, so we can build a super collider.

[Cain]

I propose the reckless use of firearms, plentiful small children and mocking signs about the ATF.

Die in a fire.   

We should also buy lots of cyanide, for no apparent reason.

[Triple Zero]

I can do planning, scheming and delegating. Also, teaching. And brewing booze. And I can manage our online mass mailing donation scam something.

However, beyond that, I kind of wonder what is the point of being Discordian if you bubble yourself off from society and go live in a commune?

First, we are *bound* to get in much worse flamefests and shit than on this forum, the community will explode or split within a month. For that is the blessing and the curse of Our Lady of Strife.

Plus, it's much better and useful to battle grayface and Machine from within its own ranks like a cancer than as an outside entity like a single mosquito.

[Faust]

I can administer fear if you serfs build me a tower

[Lies]

 

[Cramulus]

I can do planning, scheming and delegating. Also, teaching. And brewing booze. And I can manage our online mass mailing donation scam something.

However, beyond that, I kind of wonder what is the point of being Discordian if you bubble yourself off from society and go live in a commune?

First, we are *bound* to get in much worse flamefests and shit than on this forum, the community will explode or split within a month. For that is the blessing and the curse of Our Lady of Strife.

Plus, it's much better and useful to battle grayface and Machine from within its own ranks like a cancer than as an outside entity like a single mosquito.

The point (to me) is threefold:

-as a group sharing a physical location, we could pull off some really cool stuff. Like throwing parties, or mass pranks, or whatever.
-I'm fucking sick of society! I'm starting to think that I'd rather live on a farm, working for people that I like, than in a city, working for business jerks.
-When Daruko shows up, and we hmmm.... murder him.... it's better (legally) if we all share the responsibility

IRL we'll probably all hate each other

also, this is a problem for any starting cult:
too many cult leaders, not enough cultists