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Started by Epimetheus, September 14, 2009, 06:05:56 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#15
September 14, 2009, 08:42:20 PM
Quote from: Enki v. 2.0 on September 14, 2009, 08:41:15 PM
Meh. The fact that everything was in diary or letter format by definition removed the suspense. It wasn't enough for Stoker to have some letters/diary entries and then allow the reader to realize that someone must have survived to tell the tale -- he insists upon having characters write letters to other characters WHILE being attacked by vampires.

They were a tougher breed, back then.

Quote from: Enki v. 2.0 on September 14, 2009, 08:41:15 PM
Also, Carmilla had lesbians.

Great.  So, Anne Rice.  Thanks for nothing, Enki.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#16
September 14, 2009, 08:43:16 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Triple Zero

#17
September 14, 2009, 08:44:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 14, 2009, 08:19:42 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 14, 2009, 08:17:49 PM
and Blade I.

What do Europeans know about vampire mythology?   :argh!:

Only the stuff imported from your lovely America, honest.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#18
September 14, 2009, 08:45:19 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 14, 2009, 08:44:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 14, 2009, 08:19:42 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 14, 2009, 08:17:49 PM
and Blade I.

What do Europeans know about vampire mythology?   :argh!:

Only the stuff imported from your lovely America, honest.

S'okay.  We stole it from the Eskimos, anyway.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#19
September 14, 2009, 09:18:09 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on September 14, 2009, 06:05:56 AM
A friend of mine complained that vampires are no longer badass due to Stephanie Meyer's books.
I disagree.
I think it depends on those who talk about them. If we want vampires to stay badass, we just need to stop calling these newer pitiful bloodsucking things "vampires."

As for what to call them? I suggest "hematophags."

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Suu

#20
September 14, 2009, 09:20:25 PM
http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/17/absolutelyclear.jpg

What is the 2nd pic in this set from?

Also, fuck True Blood. Kindred: The Embraced or GTFO.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#21
September 14, 2009, 09:23:56 PM
Quote from: Suu on September 14, 2009, 09:20:25 PM
http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/17/absolutelyclear.jpg

What is the 2nd pic in this set from?

Also, fuck True Blood. Kindred: The Embraced or GTFO.

Nosferatu and Salem's Lot.  Why?  Because they stripped the vampire down to it's essence:  A parasite.  Much like a tick or a leech. 
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Rococo Modem Basilisk

#22
September 14, 2009, 09:24:07 PM
For what it's worth, the twilight vampires are by far not the lamest.

This takes the honor: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampire_watermelon


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The Good Reverend Roger

#23
September 14, 2009, 09:25:44 PM
Quote from: Enki v. 2.0 on September 14, 2009, 09:24:07 PM
For what it's worth, the twilight vampires are by far not the lamest.

This takes the honor: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampire_watermelon

They're not as lame as sparkly vampires.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#24
September 14, 2009, 09:27:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 14, 2009, 09:23:56 PM
Quote from: Suu on September 14, 2009, 09:20:25 PM
http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/17/absolutelyclear.jpg

What is the 2nd pic in this set from?

Also, fuck True Blood. Kindred: The Embraced or GTFO.

Nosferatu and Salem's Lot.  Why?  Because they stripped the vampire down to it's essence:  A parasite.  Much like a tick or a leech. 

AH. I haven't seen Salem's Lot in FOREVER.
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#25
September 14, 2009, 09:29:36 PM
BUNNICULA WAS THE BEST VAMPIRE BOOK EVAR

HE WILL SUCK YOAR TOMATOES DRYYYYYY!!!!

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#26
September 14, 2009, 10:19:40 PM
Quote from: ✡ Rabbi ✡ Fred ✡ on September 14, 2009, 09:29:36 PM
BUNNICULA WAS THE BEST VAMPIRE BOOK EVAR

HE WILL SUCK YOAR TOMATOES DRYYYYYY!!!!


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Jenne

#27
September 15, 2009, 04:12:09 AM
I LIKE True Blood...but agree that Twilight's full of douches.

The Good Reverend Roger

#28
September 15, 2009, 04:13:11 AM
Quote from: Jenne on September 15, 2009, 04:12:09 AM
I LIKE True Blood...but agree that Twilight's full of douches.

In Nosferatu related news, Patrick Swayze just died.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jenne

#29
September 15, 2009, 04:14:01 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 15, 2009, 04:13:11 AM
Quote from: Jenne on September 15, 2009, 04:12:09 AM
I LIKE True Blood...but agree that Twilight's full of douches.

In Nosferatu related news, Patrick Swayze just died.

I heard. :(  Saw him in Chicago onstage in downtown SD.  He was pretty kickass.
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