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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, September 15, 2009, 12:58:06 AM

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Dysfunctional Cunt

#30
September 15, 2009, 02:55:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 15, 2009, 02:31:14 AM


NO MAN'S LAND EH??? 



In a surprise move, Missouri, a key trade location with it's access to not only the Mississippi River, but to unclaimed territory as well, opens negotiations to the combatting forces......

SO NYAH..... :p





Khara is never in No Man's Land dammit...... :lulz:

Suu

#31
September 15, 2009, 05:05:49 PM



Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Captain Utopia

#32
September 15, 2009, 07:09:35 PM

It Awakens.



Deploying Beaver Force Nine.



Southern Ontario Secured.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#33
September 15, 2009, 07:38:05 PM


We are prepared to defend in either direction any attempts at a hostile takeover......   :evil:

Are considering using as a bungee display to raise money for our efforts to take over all ov No Man's Land as well.......

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

So how about those negotiations?

0

#34
September 15, 2009, 08:09:51 PM
::rolls out into the living room in his boxers while eating cheetos::

"hey guys what's going on?"

::Sees missiles flying by his window::

"OH HOLY HELL!"

::grabs zombie fighting gear, this time used to fight west coast spags::

"I'M HERE TO KICK ASS AND EAT PR0K! AND I'M ALL OUTTA.....

hey...is that pr0k?"

::om nom nom nom nom::

Richter

#35
September 15, 2009, 08:39:49 PM
This is no time for half ass tactics!

RELEASE THE HAMIKAZIES!
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Mangrove

#36
September 15, 2009, 10:31:06 PM
PEACE IN OUR TIME!

:horrormirth:
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Von Melee

#37
September 16, 2009, 12:47:46 AM
Quote from: Richter on September 15, 2009, 02:35:34 AM
FOR SLACK AND VICTORY!

COMING SOON TO YOU LEBENSRAUM!

BUY TODAY
IN SUPPORT OF
THE ANTI-SWAMPYANKEE
ALLIANCE!!!



SURE TO SCARE THE PORK SHOULDERS
RIGHT OFF THEIR HATS!

Pariah

#38
September 16, 2009, 03:01:27 AM
Quote from: Mangrove on September 15, 2009, 10:31:06 PM
PEACE IN OUR TIME!

:horrormirth:

:news:

PEACENIK DISSIDENT ARRESTED FOR ANTI-AMERICAN VIEWS

Anti-War Protestor "Mangrove" is led away by Department of Homeland Security Officials on suspicion of having Swamp Yankee sympathies
Play safe! Ski only in a clockwise direction! Let's all have fun together!

Pariah

#39
September 16, 2009, 03:01:55 AM
Suggest merging this with the previous WAR threads for maximum lulz
Play safe! Ski only in a clockwise direction! Let's all have fun together!

Mangrove

#40
September 16, 2009, 04:42:45 AM
 :argh!:

:lulz:
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Jenne

#41
September 16, 2009, 04:48:59 AM
JAYSUS.  :lulz:

Epimetheus

#42
September 16, 2009, 05:38:10 AM
FOR NUEVA CALIFORNIA! 
:nuke: :ronpaul: :nuke:
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

Messier Undertree

#43
September 16, 2009, 10:48:41 AM
I hope you all realise that the Scottish Empire will be forced to send peacekeeping units over there if you colonials keep this up.

Payne

#44
September 16, 2009, 09:53:55 PM
Quote from: Payne on September 15, 2009, 01:17:58 AM


The Fuhrer of the Swamp Yankees, Adolf Suutler, has long been making territorial demands of her neighbours, demands that until now have been entirely reasonable from an enlightened and liberal point of view.

It has now become obvious that Suutler cannot be trusted to share and share-alike, and that a much stronger line is needed against her policies.

The invasion of Pennsylvania, though it can be justified on self-deterministic grounds, sets dangerous precedents with regards to adjoining territories within which the Swamp Yankees may have a vague historical and cultural claim.

This commentator calls on the governments of the world to draw a line across this building aggression before the entire continent is thrown into chaos, and we lose the delicate balance of power that has ensured the surety of our continuing power and glory!

HAH!

Photobucket deleted the Suutler pic. What is this, Germany?
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