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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, June 05, 2004, 12:04:48 PM

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Bella

#15
June 07, 2004, 03:25:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Hotsuma*give bella an anti-flame-sheild*
Yay! Thank you, Hotsuma.  8)

Wow! These pirate type anti-flame-shields are far superior to any I've seen so far.
I'm keeping this right here unless we have another jihad or something.

I have a bad case of post-Jihaad depression.

I always get that after pillage.  :(
I wonder if that's why I've been feeling a bit down the past couple of days myself?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

The Good Reverend Roger

#16
June 09, 2004, 12:08:44 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Hotsuma*give bella an anti-flame-sheild*
Yay! Thank you, Hotsuma.  8)

Wow! These pirate type anti-flame-shields are far superior to any I've seen so far.
I'm keeping this right here unless we have another jihad or something.

I have a bad case of post-Jihaad depression.

I always get that after pillage.  :(
I wonder if that's why I've been feeling a bit down the past couple of days myself?

There's really only one answer.

New worlds to conquer.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bella

#17
June 09, 2004, 12:11:01 AM
New worlds? :P

That just might work.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

illusion

#18
June 09, 2004, 12:12:42 AM
Jeez, Roger! I just got Bella all calmed down and ready to let me go on the next jihad and you come along and get her all fired up again. :evil:

Das Raddiche

#19
June 10, 2004, 03:16:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Rogeruse cheap check valves.

Do Never.

Don't ask why.  Trust The Good Reverend on this one.


DUH!

DOnt use a plastic bottle for a molotov cocktail either or for calcium carbide explosives. The bottle swells and explodes (cal carbide) but no shrapnel WEAK!


"The revolution will not be televised"   --Gil Scott Heron

Das Raddiche

#20
June 10, 2004, 03:18:09 PM
I dont see a reason for conquering. Complete erradication is the only way to start over

meatloaf and hoochies


"The revolution will not be televised"   --Gil Scott Heron

The Good Reverend Roger

#21
June 10, 2004, 04:23:00 PM
Quote from: illusionJeez, Roger! I just got Bella all calmed down and ready to let me go on the next jihad and you come along and get her all fired up again. :evil:

Be angry at the sun for rising, Illusion...it's my nature.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

illusion

#22
June 10, 2004, 04:41:17 PM
I'm not angry....why blame the sun for rising, indeed.....it's just that you have no idea what I have to put up with around here.

You think it's easy being Bella's friend?

Well, it's not. But don't tell her I said that because I'll only deny it anyway.

The Good Reverend Roger

#23
June 10, 2004, 04:43:23 PM
Quote from: illusionI'm not angry....why blame the sun for rising, indeed.....it's just that you have no idea what I have to put up with around here.

You think it's easy being Bella's friend?

Well, it's not. But don't tell her I said that because I'll only deny it anyway.

Thought you were her sister? :confused:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

illusion

#24
June 10, 2004, 04:44:27 PM
Nope, Demonica and Zorga are her sisters.
I'm merely her long-suffering friend.

Verthaine

#25
June 10, 2004, 09:40:44 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI once stomped a potato gun to death.

My ex made one and man, did that thing ever work great. He shot a potato into a palm tree.....the potato completely disappeared into the tree trunk. Then it jammed and he put his eye to the barrell and fired. Flamed his eyeball. I killed the gun the next day.

PS: Verthaine, you wouldn't even consider hunting zombies with that vampire flaming gun would you? :shock:

Ssbela,my love,Out of deepest respect for you(and some lust) I would never hunt zombies with a flaming gun. That's what the "Zombie Kablooie" Feature of the Wesson&Smith BMFG 5000 Erisitron Blaster is for.I'll hunt vampires,but I really see no need to hunt zombies( unless they are the evil flesh/brain eating kind,and they are blocking the way to the nearest bathroom after i've had a few rounds of beer in me,then it's fair game),because the bounty on them isn't much.I can get a lot more creds from fragging a coven of vamps then i could from wiping out a zombie horde.Besides, I live down here in N'Awlins,where shooting zombies(or tourists) is frowned upon.
Vincent Sebastian Verthaine, K.S.C.
Omni-Belevolent Poly- Father of Hedonism In Black of The Erisian Holy City of the Discordian Parish of New Orleans.

Goddess-Son of Sssbela,Prophetess of Doom

Pastor of the Church of Eris,New Orleans

Bella

#26
June 10, 2004, 10:15:13 PM
Quote from: Rev.Verthaine
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI once stomped a potato gun to death.

My ex made one and man, did that thing ever work great. He shot a potato into a palm tree.....the potato completely disappeared into the tree trunk. Then it jammed and he put his eye to the barrell and fired. Flamed his eyeball. I killed the gun the next day.

PS: Verthaine, you wouldn't even consider hunting zombies with that vampire flaming gun would you? :shock:

Ssbela,my love,Out of deepest respect for you(and some lust) I would never hunt zombies with a flaming gun. That's what the "Zombie Kablooie" Feature of the Wesson&Smith BMFG 5000 Erisitron Blaster is for.I'll hunt vampires,but I really see no need to hunt zombies( unless they are the evil flesh/brain eating kind,and they are blocking the way to the nearest bathroom after i've had a few rounds of beer in me,then it's fair game),because the bounty on them isn't much.I can get a lot more creds from fragging a coven of vamps then i could from wiping out a zombie horde.Besides, I live down here in N'Awlins,where shooting zombies(or tourists) is frowned upon.
You have no idea what a relief that is me, Verthaine.  
Although, I sure would hate to be lumped in with the tourists.....those critters are downright evil.  :shock:

Zombie Kablooie feature, huh? I gotta start a lobby to make sure every  Eristron Blaster is equipped with one of those. Of course, even I would make an exception for the evil/flesh/brain eating sort of zombie. Especially those of the bathroom blocking variety.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#27
June 11, 2004, 07:15:58 AM
::Zombifies Verthaine for the sin of even inferring that zombies are to be hunted::
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Bella

#28
June 11, 2004, 07:18:41 AM
::Settles in to see what Verthaine and Big Bertha have to say about this::

I have a feeling this is gonna make the Rev a tad cranky, Hugh.
This is gonna be fun. :twisted:
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Verthaine

#29
June 11, 2004, 08:36:33 PM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC::Zombifies Verthaine for the sin of even inferring that zombies are to be hunted::

Sorry bro,I have a "No-Zombifacation Clause"
in my Church of Eris Contract.
When I die,I go straight to my nice new cushy desk job with the great pay and benefits running the Church of Eris on PE 576104K.I'd have to die first to become a zombie.But since I can't become a zombie when i die,There is nothing more me and Big Bertha has to say about this subject
Vincent Sebastian Verthaine, K.S.C.
Omni-Belevolent Poly- Father of Hedonism In Black of The Erisian Holy City of the Discordian Parish of New Orleans.

Goddess-Son of Sssbela,Prophetess of Doom

Pastor of the Church of Eris,New Orleans
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