TODAY IS THE DAY...

[Dalek]

DID YOU KNOW THAT THE CRAB NEBULA, SLAWOOLED A WHOLE GALAXY AND THIS IS GOING TO BRING HUEG CATACLYSMS TO EARTH, WHILE BETELGEUSE EXPLODES AND BRINGS HUEG CATACLYSMS AND TEH WORLD ANDS AND WE DIE AND OMFG WWIII!!!111!one!!

Oh, and, I hope you make it

[Dysnomia]

It is virtually impossible to watch an entire episode of Hannity and not want to punch your TV.  Same goes for the radio show. 

qft. once the power went out in our house, and the only thing that worked was the radio.  it was playing hannity, and I couldn't turn it off/change the channel.   

[Cainad (dec.)]

YOU KNOW WHAT'S IMPORTANT


EXTRADITING ROMAN POLANSKI FOR AWFUL THINGS HE DID IN THE 70s! THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT ISSUE AND WE MUST ADDRESS IT BY HAVING TWO WOMEN BARK AT EACH OTHER ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT HE "HAD SEX WITH A MINOR" OR "RAPED A CHILD"



I NEED UP-TO-DATE INFORMATION ABOUT THIS, AND FOX NEWS PROVIDES!





(In other news, I was delayed by an hour due to ministerial obligations)

[Rumckle]

I just assumed that FOX news got you, and we'd never hear from you again

[Cainad (dec.)]

Taking a break. WAY too nice out to be doing this during the day, and I was falling asleep.

Will take it up again this afternoon/evening.

[Iason Ouabache]

... and he was never heard from again.

[Richter]

It's to be expected. 
Then again, you'd EXPECT us to think that, and have taken adavantage of that to finally carry out your plans...

WHERE THE FUCK IS CAINAD IASON?   YOU'RE NOT TAKING HIM TOO.  WE NEED HIM FOR THE LARP.

After that we can talk terms.

[Cainad (dec.)]

I'm okay!


Due to some complications I will have to finish my trial by stupid later; possibly this evening. I completed about 2 hours before being interrupted, so I will watch another 2 hours to make up for lost time.

It's to be expected. 
Then again, you'd EXPECT us to think that, and have taken adavantage of that to finally carry out your plans...

WHERE THE FUCK IS CAINAD IASON?   YOU'RE NOT TAKING HIM TOO.  WE NEED HIM FOR THE LARP.

After that we can talk terms.

Without me, the LARP won't be getting 3 new recruits either! NEGOTIATE HARDER!

[Cainad (dec.)]

HHHHHHRRRRRRNG

OBAMA WENT OVERSEAS TO ARGUE FOR CHICAGO HOSTING THE OLYMPICS IN 2016 ON THE VERY DAY THAT UNEMPLOYMENT ROSE TO 9.8%

WHAT A CUNT! THAT NUMBER IS SIGNIFICANT AND HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN HERE TO SMILE AT US WHEN IT HAPPENED

also

Letterman's affairs and the blackmail associated with it is important prime time news



Follow CNN on Twitter! Friend us on Facebook! Tattoo us on your butt! Set up psychosomatic triggers in your subconscious that will cause you you psychically link up to our psionic newsfeed every time you masturbate!

[Cainad (dec.)]

RUSH LIMBAUGH'S OPINION ON BARACK OBAMA'S PRESIDENCY IS VERY IMPORTANT

HE IS A MAN WHO NEEDS MORE EXPOSURE


SOMETHING ABOUT ZOMBIE INVASION AT FLORIDA UNIVERSITY? I DON'T KNOW I WAS SCREAMING THROUGH THE WHOLE SEGMENT

[Suu]

RUSH LIMBAUGH'S OPINION ON BARACK OBAMA'S PRESIDENCY IS VERY IMPORTANT

HE IS A MAN WHO NEEDS MORE EXPOSURE


SOMETHING ABOUT ZOMBIE INVASION AT FLORIDA UNIVERSITY? I DON'T KNOW I WAS SCREAMING THROUGH THE WHOLE SEGMENT

There is no Florida University.

Was it Florida State University or the University of Florida? North Florida? South Florida? West Florida?? CENTRAL FLORIDA? FLORIDA ATLANTIC?! FLORIDA INTERNATIONAL?!

WE MUST KNOW!

[Cainad (dec.)]

There is no Florida University.

Was it Florida State University or the University of Florida? North Florida? South Florida? West Florida?? CENTRAL FLORIDA? FLORIDA ATLANTIC?! FLORIDA INTERNATIONAL?!

WE MUST KNOW!

SHIT I DON'T REMEMBER I WAS TOO BUSY HOWLING OBSCENITIES

BESIDES WHO CARES IT'S NOT LIKE ANYONE LIVES IN FLORIDA OR IS FROM THERE


Cainad,
Knows the real truth about where you "Floridians" are from

[Triple Zero]

SHIT I DON'T REMEMBER I WAS TOO BUSY HOWLING OBSCENITIES

BESIDES WHO CARES IT'S NOT LIKE ANYONE LIVES IN FLORIDA OR IS FROM THERE


Cainad,
Knows the real truth about where you "Floridians" are from

The Belgian Department of Facts assures you that the results from Project 1986 Brussel Sprout are contained and Perfectly Harmless.