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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Bella, December 24, 2003, 06:07:26 AM

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Bella

#780
June 09, 2004, 06:24:23 PM
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD*thinks hard* hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm.....

Erm...







um...





What the hell am I?

You're the first Kinora, dear.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

chaosgraves:agentoferis

#781
June 09, 2004, 10:06:22 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Saint*Bastarderm, no...not a subby....just in a hard spot and willing to carry my weight
in the even that someone wants to help me out.
That's exactly how I took your request.
They just have dirty minds.
yeah the church of the subgenious is a dirty place.
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

Bella

#782
June 09, 2004, 10:07:48 PM
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Saint*Bastarderm, no...not a subby....just in a hard spot and willing to carry my weight
in the even that someone wants to help me out.
That's exactly how I took your request.
They just have dirty minds.
yeah the church of the subgenious is a dirty place.
Dirty in the extreme.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

chaosgraves:agentoferis

#783
June 09, 2004, 10:30:16 PM
extreme kink?!?!?
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

The Good Reverend Roger

#784
June 10, 2004, 01:55:12 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Saint*Bastarderm, no...not a subby....just in a hard spot and willing to carry my weight
in the even that someone wants to help me out.
That's exactly how I took your request.
They just have dirty minds.
yeah the church of the subgenious is a dirty place.
Dirty in the extreme.

HEY!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bella

#785
June 10, 2004, 02:38:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Saint*Bastarderm, no...not a subby....just in a hard spot and willing to carry my weight
in the even that someone wants to help me out.
That's exactly how I took your request.
They just have dirty minds.
yeah the church of the subgenious is a dirty place.
Dirty in the extreme.

HEY!
What's the matter, Rev.
Can't take a compliment?!?!

That's how he meant it.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

chaosgraves:agentoferis

#786
June 12, 2004, 08:19:28 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Saint*Bastarderm, no...not a subby....just in a hard spot and willing to carry my weight
in the even that someone wants to help me out.
That's exactly how I took your request.
They just have dirty minds.
yeah the church of the subgenious is a dirty place.
Dirty in the extreme.

HEY!
What's the matter, Rev.
Can't take a compliment?!?!

That's how he meant it.
"we are watching fox"
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

MedeoPlusPlus

#787
June 13, 2004, 03:22:49 AM
It boggles the mind that the Simpsons, King of the Hill, Malcolm in the Middle, and formerly Futurama, Family Guy, and the X-Files (plus many more that I'm forgetting) were all made by the same folks who brought you Fox "News".

Different sides of the crap spectrum, I suppose...
1. e4             e5
2. Bc4           Bc5
3. Qf3           Ne7
4. Qxf7++

The Good Reverend Roger

#788
June 13, 2004, 06:52:26 AM
Dear Bella:

HELP!  Tongue stuck in printer!

Advice?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bella

#789
June 13, 2004, 06:58:22 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerDear Bella:

HELP!  Tongue stuck in printer!

Advice?
OMG....I'm choking on my margarita here.....sorry for laughing at your predicament, Roger.
It's just that this reminds me of the really bad old joke about the pickle slicer.

Ummmm.........DS says "Eat the printer."
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

The Good Reverend Roger

#790
June 13, 2004, 09:03:59 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerDear Bella:

HELP!  Tongue stuck in printer!

Advice?
OMG....I'm choking on my margarita here.....sorry for laughing at your predicament, Roger.
It's just that this reminds me of the really bad old joke about the pickle slicer.

Ummmm.........DS says "Eat the printer."

Thank DS for me.

Of course, my big worry now is that "all things shall pass".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Malaul

#791
June 13, 2004, 07:22:02 PM
:twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Bella

#792
June 13, 2004, 07:25:25 PM
Ooops!  I never considered that particular problem, Roger.
Ouch! :shock:  :shock:  :shock:
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Guido Finucci

#793
June 15, 2004, 06:27:40 AM
Dear Bella,

If one was at the circus and was attacked by the clowns, would it be best to go for the juggler?

Unsure about clown ettiquette.

Malaul

#794
June 15, 2004, 06:30:59 AM
:roll:  :roll:  :roll:


OMG


thats was TERRIBLE!!!


someone punish this guy!!!
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock
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