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Started by Triple Zero, October 09, 2009, 07:05:55 PM

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Triple Zero

October 09, 2009, 07:05:55 PM
YES

MOTHERFUCKING HUMMUS



YUM YUM YUM YUM

also, see that orange thingy to the left of the plate? that is one of the cloves of garlic I did NOT put in my hummus. I didn't throw it away either, because it's all mysterious and shit. You see, it is actually orange, and slightly translucent, exactly like a dried apricot, when I took it out of the bulb. The other cloves were perfectly normal. I've never seen this before, there's no fungus, and (as far as I can tell) no little critter living in it either, it's just ... orange and slightly translucent.

What the fuck is up with that, anyone got an idea?

(and yes I'm kinda tempted to taste it)
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Triple Zero

#1
October 09, 2009, 07:06:51 PM
(also the motherfucking HUMMUS is motherfucking excellent)
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The Good Reverend Roger

#2
October 09, 2009, 07:07:52 PM
What's hummus?
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#3
October 09, 2009, 07:14:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 09, 2009, 07:07:52 PM
What's hummus?

Hummus is a middle-eastern spread made from pureed garbanzo beans, garlic, lemon juice, olive oil, and tahini (sesame butter). It is ungodly delicious.

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
October 09, 2009, 07:15:42 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 09, 2009, 07:14:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 09, 2009, 07:07:52 PM
What's hummus?

Hummus is a middle-eastern spread made from pureed garbanzo beans, garlic, lemon juice, olive oil, and tahini (sesame butter). It is ungodly delicious.



Ew.  Garbanzo beans.

Still, I will try it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
October 09, 2009, 07:26:31 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 09, 2009, 07:15:42 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 09, 2009, 07:14:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 09, 2009, 07:07:52 PM
What's hummus?

Hummus is a middle-eastern spread made from pureed garbanzo beans, garlic, lemon juice, olive oil, and tahini (sesame butter). It is ungodly delicious.



Ew.  Garbanzo beans.

Still, I will try it.

You may be surprised by how tasty it is! OMG. On toast, or as a chip dip, or with baby carrots.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
October 09, 2009, 07:28:17 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 09, 2009, 07:26:31 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 09, 2009, 07:15:42 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 09, 2009, 07:14:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 09, 2009, 07:07:52 PM
What's hummus?

Hummus is a middle-eastern spread made from pureed garbanzo beans, garlic, lemon juice, olive oil, and tahini (sesame butter). It is ungodly delicious.



Ew.  Garbanzo beans.

Still, I will try it.

You may be surprised by how tasty it is! OMG. On toast, or as a chip dip, or with baby carrots.

With carrots, I think.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Triple Zero

#7
October 09, 2009, 09:43:30 PM
I also added a spoon of minced chilli peppers and some honey. I don't think honey is in any of the recipes, but just a dash of sweetness really enhances the flavour (of pretty much anything).

Oh and powdered cumin.

Important trick is you need a LOT of olive oil, and from there you should add the water the chickpeas boiled in until it is all smooth and pasty. I could have added a bit more water to this one.

Carrots indeed make a really good combo for this stuff. And yes it is indeed probably the best way to consume chick peas. They are incredibly boring little balls otherwise :)

Anyway, anybody knows what's up with the semi-translucent orange garlic clove?
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#8
October 09, 2009, 11:51:06 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 09, 2009, 09:43:30 PM
I also added a spoon of minced chilli peppers and some honey. I don't think honey is in any of the recipes, but just a dash of sweetness really enhances the flavour (of pretty much anything).

Oh and powdered cumin.

Important trick is you need a LOT of olive oil, and from there you should add the water the chickpeas boiled in until it is all smooth and pasty. I could have added a bit more water to this one.

Carrots indeed make a really good combo for this stuff. And yes it is indeed probably the best way to consume chick peas. They are incredibly boring little balls otherwise :)

Anyway, anybody knows what's up with the semi-translucent orange garlic clove?

I've seen those before and just assumed that, for some reason, instead of molding the conditions were just right for it to start to dehydrate. But I don't really know.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Corvidia

#9
October 10, 2009, 03:17:24 AM
That stuff is absurdly good. In fact, as soon as I feel better, I'm going to make some. :) The Joy of Cooking has a fabulous recipe for it.

Trip--could it just be beginning to go bad?
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#10
October 10, 2009, 03:31:19 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 09, 2009, 09:43:30 PM
Anyway, anybody knows what's up with the semi-translucent orange garlic clove?

No idea. Maybe try planting it in a pot and see if anything grows?
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#11
October 10, 2009, 03:44:52 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 09, 2009, 09:43:30 PM
I also added a spoon of minced chilli peppers and some honey. I don't think honey is in any of the recipes, but just a dash of sweetness really enhances the flavour (of pretty much anything).

Oh and powdered cumin.

Important trick is you need a LOT of olive oil, and from there you should add the water the chickpeas boiled in until it is all smooth and pasty. I could have added a bit more water to this one.

Carrots indeed make a really good combo for this stuff. And yes it is indeed probably the best way to consume chick peas. They are incredibly boring little balls otherwise :)

Anyway, anybody knows what's up with the semi-translucent orange garlic clove?

Disputed - I see your hummus and I raise you fallafel!

But hummus is delicious and if you haven't tried it it's a damn shame.
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Corvidia

#12
October 10, 2009, 04:24:48 AM
See, you can eat hummus by itself on something as simple and flavorless as a saltine. I've always found there must be something else being eaten with fallafel for it to be tasty.
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#13
October 10, 2009, 06:21:56 AM

Sir Squid Diddimus

#14
October 10, 2009, 06:29:05 AM
hummus is the only way i can eat chick peas without gagging.
they're really .... mealy and tasteless otherwise.


holy fucking weirdness orange garlic lolwut!
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