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REVENGE IS MINE! MUHAHAHA!

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, October 20, 2009, 03:03:06 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

October 20, 2009, 03:03:06 AM
I finally got revenge on Nate the Bastard, my physical therapist (until last month).  I'm on the treadmill, and he walks by.

"Hey Nate...I think I hear a noise from the bearing on the right rear end of this machine."

Nate bends down to listen, a mere two feet from me, and this ENORMOUS NOISE COMES OUT OF MY ASS.  Sounded like I had a foghorn jammed up my arse.

"OH YOU SONOFABITCH, MY FUCKING MOUTH WAS OPEN!"

Do never test happy fun Rain God.   8)

TGRR,
Is reasonably certain he has payback in mind.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

#1
October 20, 2009, 03:06:12 AM
FLAWLESS VICTORY!   :lulz:

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
October 20, 2009, 03:10:55 AM
Quote from: Richter on October 20, 2009, 03:06:12 AM
FLAWLESS VICTORY!   :lulz:



I ate too much yogurt.

There might be a good side to this diet thing, after all.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cramulus

#3
October 20, 2009, 03:11:39 AM

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
October 20, 2009, 03:12:50 AM
Ho ho!

Nate, remember the time you went nutty with the remote control for the treadmill?

I do.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jenne

#5
October 20, 2009, 03:28:26 AM
:lulz:  That's awesome.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#6
October 20, 2009, 03:49:56 AM
Quote from: Richter on October 20, 2009, 03:06:12 AM
FLAWLESS VICTORY!   :lulz:

TGRR WINS!
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/
FARTALITY!

(Yes, I admit that was terrible)

Sir Squid Diddimus

#7
October 20, 2009, 06:27:47 AM
I laughed so hard the cats all ran off
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Iason Ouabache

#8
October 20, 2009, 07:38:01 AM
:golfclap: Revenge is a dish best served warm and stinky.
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Sir Squid Diddimus

#9
October 20, 2009, 07:39:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 20, 2009, 03:03:06 AM

"OH YOU SONOFABITCH, MY FUCKING MOUTH WAS OPEN!"

This is still killing me!!   :lulz: :lulz:

Triple Zero

#10
October 20, 2009, 12:25:39 PM
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Richter

#11
October 20, 2009, 12:53:31 PM
Farting vengance = Funny since Chaucer.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#12
October 20, 2009, 07:11:26 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Oh, do nevar test the Rain God, for His wind is mighty!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#14
May 12, 2011, 09:27:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 20, 2009, 03:03:06 AM
I finally got revenge on Nate the Bastard, my physical therapist (until last month).  I'm on the treadmill, and he walks by.

"Hey Nate...I think I hear a noise from the bearing on the right rear end of this machine."

Nate bends down to listen, a mere two feet from me, and this ENORMOUS NOISE COMES OUT OF MY ASS.  Sounded like I had a foghorn jammed up my arse.

"OH YOU SONOFABITCH, MY FUCKING MOUTH WAS OPEN!"

Do never test happy fun Rain God.   8)

TGRR,
Is reasonably certain he has payback in mind.

Good times.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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