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Started by 0, October 19, 2009, 09:44:14 PM

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Suu

#60
October 23, 2009, 10:24:10 PM
My brother has advised me that I need to be responsible for my own meals and my own messes. No more "living as a family" bullshit, because that just invited the disaster.

I'm paying rent, I'm not a friend or relative.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

0

#61
October 23, 2009, 10:40:56 PM
Quote from: Kai on October 23, 2009, 10:12:59 PM
Holy shit, guys.

This is fucking loony.

YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHIN' YET!

Check out this e-mail I got from the female housemate!

"Hope your day was enjoyable and that you worked hard and feel all fulfilled and junk. Angela says they are a bit cranky about you wanting to leave every weekend. (husband) got mad when he heard that, thinking they'd make you work on the weekends too. now that I have a phone that can send texts, what is the number I can send a text to so you get an email? I don't want to waste you texts on your phone, but I REALLY miss talking to you.
I could barely sleep last night and I think it was because there was a Jesse missing in the house. I miss you in a looking-around-to-see-you-out-of-habit sort of way. The kind where your heart sinks a bit each time you're not there.

I love you. Do well and have the time of your life. Find lots of cool shit, ok?"


OH MY GOD!

LEAVE ME ALONE!



The Good Reverend Roger

#62
October 23, 2009, 10:42:08 PM
Welcome to my world, GS!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#63
October 23, 2009, 10:44:28 PM
WHAT THE FUCK.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#64
October 23, 2009, 10:46:19 PM
Quote from: Suu on October 23, 2009, 10:44:28 PM
WHAT THE FUCK.

Creepy old lady is after your man.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#65
October 23, 2009, 10:49:18 PM
Speaking of creepy, that Henry Quirk freak from the cellar is scoping out my profile as we speak.

:lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

0

#66
October 23, 2009, 10:57:43 PM
Sweet...we should set her up with him.

Nast

#67
October 23, 2009, 11:34:22 PM
Quote from: General Stuart on October 23, 2009, 10:40:56 PM
YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHIN' YET!

Check out this e-mail I got from the female housemate!

"Hope your day was enjoyable and that you worked hard and feel all fulfilled and junk. Angela says they are a bit cranky about you wanting to leave every weekend. (husband) got mad when he heard that, thinking they'd make you work on the weekends too. now that I have a phone that can send texts, what is the number I can send a text to so you get an email? I don't want to waste you texts on your phone, but I REALLY miss talking to you.
I could barely sleep last night and I think it was because there was a Jesse missing in the house. I miss you in a looking-around-to-see-you-out-of-habit sort of way. The kind where your heart sinks a bit each time you're not there.

I love you. Do well and have the time of your life. Find lots of cool shit, ok?"


OH MY GOD!

LEAVE ME ALONE!

Whoa. That's totally creepy and inappropriate.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Suu

#68
October 23, 2009, 11:35:11 PM
She's home.

And they're arguing.

HELP ME
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#69
October 24, 2009, 01:30:31 AM
Quote from: General Stuart on October 23, 2009, 10:40:56 PM
Quote from: Kai on October 23, 2009, 10:12:59 PM
Holy shit, guys.

This is fucking loony.

YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHIN' YET!

Check out this e-mail I got from the female housemate!

"Hope your day was enjoyable and that you worked hard and feel all fulfilled and junk. Angela says they are a bit cranky about you wanting to leave every weekend. (husband) got mad when he heard that, thinking they'd make you work on the weekends too. now that I have a phone that can send texts, what is the number I can send a text to so you get an email? I don't want to waste you texts on your phone, but I REALLY miss talking to you.
I could barely sleep last night and I think it was because there was a Jesse missing in the house. I miss you in a looking-around-to-see-you-out-of-habit sort of way. The kind where your heart sinks a bit each time you're not there.

I love you. Do well and have the time of your life. Find lots of cool shit, ok?"


OH MY GOD!

LEAVE ME ALONE!


Oh my god. You haven't even lived there that long, right? ? Holy shit. Just holy shit.

Um.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Jenne

#70
October 24, 2009, 01:35:54 AM
You guys sure you have to WAIT to leave?  I mean...there's gotta be OPTIONS here.  Anyone see "Single White Female"?  Anyone?

Cuz that bitch is crazy-obsessed and shit.  Sorry to state the obvious, but you just don't NEED more crazy.

/butts out now

Suu

#71
October 24, 2009, 01:52:21 AM
We've been here since June. She's known GS for about a year now.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#72
October 24, 2009, 02:06:25 AM Last Edit: October 24, 2009, 02:15:16 AM by Suu
C: What the heck is that you're listening to?

Me: Prodigy, Music for the Jilted Generation. They just came out with a new album so I'm going through the catalog.

C: It sounds like...a bad video game or something. I don't like it. I don't understand how people could listen to music like this.

Me: Well, I went through high school listening to them.

C: I didn't...

Me: Duh? There's a 20 year difference here...

C: I'm sure your parents didn't approve of this either.

Me: Actually...My dad is the one that got me into them. (True story)

C: Oh...
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

0

#73
October 24, 2009, 02:08:50 AM
GOD DAMMIT

I'm not even there and i'm disliking them more and more.

GS PLAYS NICEY NICE TIL WE'RE OUTTA THERE!

HAVE AT YOU!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#74
October 24, 2009, 03:46:59 AM
Dude  :argh!: What assholes!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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