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Started by 0, October 19, 2009, 09:44:14 PM

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Suu

#75
October 24, 2009, 04:58:51 AM
Tomorrow when GS comes home, we aren't staying in this house for longer than is absolutely necessary.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#76
October 25, 2009, 05:34:23 PM
Me: "Oh God, this is the London game, isn't it?"

J: "Yes, we're winning 7 nothing."

Me: "-We- aren't winning anything. The Patriots are winning, and I'm a Bucs fan."

J: *gives me a look* "Well, I don't like sports anyway."


:?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Eater of Clowns

#77
October 25, 2009, 05:43:09 PM
Quote from: Suu on October 25, 2009, 05:34:23 PM
Me: "Oh God, this is the London game, isn't it?"

J: "Yes, we're winning 7 nothing."

Me: "-We- aren't winning anything. The Patriots are winning, and I'm a Bucs fan."

J: *gives me a look* "Well, I don't like sports anyway."


:?

Now we're winning 14 nothing.
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EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

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EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Suu

#78
October 25, 2009, 05:44:22 PM
The Pats are going to win like 62 to nothing.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Iason Ouabache

#79
October 26, 2009, 03:25:14 AM
Quote from: Suu on October 25, 2009, 05:34:23 PM
Me: "Oh God, this is the London game, isn't it?"

J: "Yes, we're winning 7 nothing."

Me: "-We- aren't winning anything. The Patriots are winning, and I'm a Bucs fan."

J: *gives me a look* "Well, I don't like sports anyway."


:?
0 and 16 or bust, baby!
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Suu

#80
October 26, 2009, 04:00:55 AM
Wouldn't be the first time, of course.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

#81
October 26, 2009, 12:20:12 PM
I have come to the conclusion that the only reason we give the ball to Maroney is as a favor to the other team. 

BB: "What do you say, you want to burn off a down?"
Brady: "What the hell, we've got a 14-point spread."
BB: "Maroney it is, then."

Suu

#82
October 28, 2009, 01:44:12 PM
So I get up this morning AGAIN to no coffee...In fact the pot was pulled apart for washing in such I way I didn't even try. So I defaulted to tea.

...And then I realized that all those Bigalow and Trader Joes tea bags I had were the ones used for the SCA event we had last month. They fucking took my tea without asking.




DO THEY REALIZE WHAT THEY HAVE DONE BY DEPRIVING ME OF CAFFEINE?!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

#83
October 28, 2009, 01:46:04 PM
Rage.  It's what's for breakfast.

Suu

#84
October 28, 2009, 01:50:09 PM
Or in this case, a banana.

I will purchase an espresso beverage near my job. The world is safe....FOR NOW.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#85
October 28, 2009, 07:22:28 PM
Quote from: Suu on October 28, 2009, 01:44:12 PM
So I get up this morning AGAIN to no coffee...In fact the pot was pulled apart for washing in such I way I didn't even try. So I defaulted to tea.

...And then I realized that all those Bigalow and Trader Joes tea bags I had were the ones used for the SCA event we had last month. They fucking took my tea without asking.




DO THEY REALIZE WHAT THEY HAVE DONE BY DEPRIVING ME OF CAFFEINE?!

They stole your tea?

What the fuck is WRONG with these people? Fuck.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#86
October 28, 2009, 07:27:03 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 28, 2009, 07:22:28 PM
Quote from: Suu on October 28, 2009, 01:44:12 PM
So I get up this morning AGAIN to no coffee...In fact the pot was pulled apart for washing in such I way I didn't even try. So I defaulted to tea.

...And then I realized that all those Bigalow and Trader Joes tea bags I had were the ones used for the SCA event we had last month. They fucking took my tea without asking.




DO THEY REALIZE WHAT THEY HAVE DONE BY DEPRIVING ME OF CAFFEINE?!

They stole your tea?

What the fuck is WRONG with these people? Fuck.

They might be Brits in disguise.  I have heard that Tory Loyalists from the revolution took it underground, and their descendents still plot in horrible East coast towns and cities.  Has anyone considered this possibility?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jenne

#87
October 28, 2009, 08:36:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 28, 2009, 07:27:03 PM


They might be Brits in disguise.  I have heard that Tory Loyalists from the revolution took it underground, and their descendents still plot in horrible East coast towns and cities.  Has anyone considered this possibility?

Ok, this made me laugh like a loon.

The Good Reverend Roger

#88
October 28, 2009, 08:39:04 PM
Quote from: Jenne on October 28, 2009, 08:36:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 28, 2009, 07:27:03 PM


They might be Brits in disguise.  I have heard that Tory Loyalists from the revolution took it underground, and their descendents still plot in horrible East coast towns and cities.  Has anyone considered this possibility?

Ok, this made me laugh like a loon.

You'll be laughing out the other side of your neck when they finally stockpile enough ball and powder.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jenne

#89
October 28, 2009, 08:50:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 28, 2009, 08:39:04 PM
Quote from: Jenne on October 28, 2009, 08:36:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 28, 2009, 07:27:03 PM


They might be Brits in disguise.  I have heard that Tory Loyalists from the revolution took it underground, and their descendents still plot in horrible East coast towns and cities.  Has anyone considered this possibility?

Ok, this made me laugh like a loon.

You'll be laughing out the other side of your neck when they finally stockpile enough ball and powder.

:lulz:  ~>  stopit Rog.
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