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Started by Dysnomia, November 13, 2009, 06:39:38 AM

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LMNO

#30
November 13, 2009, 07:49:56 PM
Interestingly enough, even with wearing the helmet, Christopher Reeves still broke his neck.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#31
November 13, 2009, 08:54:22 PM
I think that might be because a helmet does not protect the neck.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

#32
November 13, 2009, 08:56:28 PM
Which is what the Wu-Tang Clan has been trying to tell us for years.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#33
November 13, 2009, 09:02:06 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 13, 2009, 08:56:28 PM
Which is what the Wu-Tang Clan has been trying to tell us for years.

:?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

#34
November 13, 2009, 09:03:55 PM

Dysnomia

#35
November 13, 2009, 09:29:35 PM
Roger:  It's a helmet for safety.  Won't protect anything but your skull in a fall, but sure as hell useful if you crash head first into a fence.   :x  (though major injuries will most likely still follow)

Yeah he was going to be a hunter, but damn arthritis hit, so switched to dressage, lameness got worse, and he hated dressage so now he's a fat pasture pal.  I think he likes the sport of "see how many cookies I can fit in my face in one sitting" the best.   :lol:

Khara: english saddles do no more damage to a horse's back than western ones do.  The key is to make sure they actually fit, which is a fault of every kind of saddle.  Also, not bouncing all over the poor horse's freaking back tends to help as well.   :x 
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Dysnomia

#36
November 13, 2009, 09:30:06 PM Last Edit: November 13, 2009, 09:35:00 PM by Sparkley Pink Shit
HOLY SHIT THIS THREAD GREW FAST  




I own a rather nice Stetson as well, as in 2005 I showed a Morgan horse western halter (needless to say...he lost a lot because morgans=/=western) a couple times.  It's a pretty cream felt color, with a silver buckle, but I never get to wear it anymore since stetsons aren't "kosher' for dressage.   :lol: 


I give you the dressage top hat!

http://www.dressageextensions.com/ProductDetail.asp?KEY=69043
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The Good Reverend Roger

#37
November 13, 2009, 09:32:06 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 13, 2009, 09:29:35 PM
Roger:  It's a helmet for safety.  Won't protect anything but your skull in a fall, but sure as hell useful if you crash head first into a fence.   :x  (though major injuries will most likely still follow)

FACT:  I have wrecked my jeep 9 times now, and my Stetson has protected me from harm in every case.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

rygD

#38
November 13, 2009, 09:36:00 PM
And it looks a lot better than that helmet thing.
:rbtg:

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Dysfunctional Cunt

#39
November 13, 2009, 09:36:44 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 13, 2009, 09:29:35 PM
Khara: english saddles do no more damage to a horse's back than western ones do.  The key is to make sure they actually fit, which is a fault of every kind of saddle.  Also, not bouncing all over the poor horse's freaking back tends to help as well.   :x 

NOTE.....  I was being a smartass...  I've been riding both english and western for over 30 years.  

Dysnomia

#40
November 13, 2009, 09:38:22 PM
One of these days I'll probably buy a reining horse so I can wear mah stetson (even though it's too fancy and Western Pleasurey for reining).


The problem is, most Quarter Horses and Paints have stupid registered names like "Pleasure in my Zipper", "Smooth Talkin Playboy", and "Sex Kitten".   :x :x :x  


Says the girl who's horse's registered name is Makeittothebigs.   :argh!: Jockey Club!  :argh!:
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rygD

#41
November 13, 2009, 09:42:10 PM
I will have to ask my mother what her horses are named.
:rbtg:

Quote from: rygD on March 07, 2007, 02:53:03 PM
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The Good Reverend Roger

#42
November 13, 2009, 09:43:12 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 13, 2009, 09:38:22 PM
One of these days I'll probably buy a reining horse so I can wear mah stetson (even though it's too fancy and Western Pleasurey for reining).


The problem is, most Quarter Horses and Paints have stupid registered names like "Pleasure in my Zipper", "Smooth Talkin Playboy", and "Sex Kitten".   :x :x :x  


Says the girl who's horse's registered name is Makeittothebigs.   :argh!: Jockey Club!  :argh!:

I would name mine "Stupid Fucking Hosrie".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#43
November 13, 2009, 09:44:10 PM
Ask me what I named my newest Dog.  Go ahead.  Ask.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dysnomia

#44
November 13, 2009, 09:46:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2009, 09:43:12 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 13, 2009, 09:38:22 PM
One of these days I'll probably buy a reining horse so I can wear mah stetson (even though it's too fancy and Western Pleasurey for reining).


The problem is, most Quarter Horses and Paints have stupid registered names like "Pleasure in my Zipper", "Smooth Talkin Playboy", and "Sex Kitten".   :x :x :x  


Says the girl who's horse's registered name is Makeittothebigs.   :argh!: Jockey Club!  :argh!:

I would name mine "Stupid Fucking Hosrie".

Ironically that's one of Mak's nicknames from time to time. 


Let me guess, stupid fucking doggie?
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