Surfing the 'Net = Good for You

[Bu🤠ns]

FELIX!  HEEEEEY!

[Jasper]

Hey Burns.  I could watch your avatar for hours.

Well, a full minute actually, but it felt like a long time.

[Elder Iptuous]

I suggest that, as an annoying meme, that the term 'surfing', in the context of the intarwebs, be replaced with 'smurfing' the intarwebs.
It should be introduced gradually by slipping it in to conversation only when it would normally be used, and with enough subtlety that the person you are talking to would not ask if there was a surreptitious 'm' slipped in there unless you use it several times in a row, or over the course several conversations that it could be used in.  Even after it becomes obvious that they are listening for it, and are calling you on it, it should be denied....