Pixie's Masterclass in L'Arte Du Sammich.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Ask me to mek u a fantasy sammich.

also specify any dietary needs (veggie, vegans dont get decent sammiches, dont bother... allergies and the like.)

based on personality I shall mek u ur perfect sammich! i hope.

[Triple Zero]

ok you told me an awesome sandwich in IRC but I dont have those ingredients.

I do have:

- white bake-off mini pains
- honey
- whole grain mild mustard (which is yum) and also extra sharp mustard (also yum)
- frozen spinach chunks
- aged gouda cheese
- left over fat juices from the awesome meat (see other thread)
- no more meat cause i ate it all
- assorted kitchen things like buttter, spices, onion. garlic, mayo, ketchup, garlic sauce
- different (sweet and salt) soy sauces, fish sauce, candied ginger and syrup
- lemon juice, lime juice, rice vinegar, balsamic
- two very ripe kiwis and some tangerines
- tomato sauce, canned things like black olives and corn and beans and
- minced chilli
- some eggs but they might be too old
- curly kale
- peanutbutter, peeled sunflower seeds
- oh right do i have a kind of meat, a jar of anchovy in salt+brine, real good ones too
- and capers

i think that's it.

please tell me the best sammich I can construct from these ingredients.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Ask me to mek u a fantasy sammich.

also specify any dietary needs (veggie, vegans dont get decent sammiches, dont bother... allergies and the like.)

based on personality I shall mek u ur perfect sammich! i hope.

My entire personality in a nutshell:

*Spends too much time on internets
*Minister and spiritual adviser to my peers
*Fondness for sideburns
*Eats an excess of spicy food
*Tabletop RPG-playing nerd
*Sometimes pretends to be Jewish (but does not keep kosher, ever)


SANDWICH CREATION, GO!

[East Coast Hustle]

OK, Pixie, hook me up.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

ok you told me an awesome sandwich in IRC but I dont have those ingredients.

I do have:

- white bake-off mini pains
- honey
- whole grain mild mustard (which is yum) and also extra sharp mustard (also yum)
- frozen spinach chunks
- aged gouda cheese
- left over fat juices from the awesome meat (see other thread)
- no more meat cause i ate it all
- assorted kitchen things like buttter, spices, onion. garlic, mayo, ketchup, garlic sauce
- different (sweet and salt) soy sauces, fish sauce, candied ginger and syrup
- lemon juice, lime juice, rice vinegar, balsamic
- two very ripe kiwis and some tangerines
- tomato sauce, canned things like black olives and corn and beans and
- minced chilli
- some eggs but they might be too old
- curly kale
- peanutbutter, peeled sunflower seeds
- oh right do i have a kind of meat, a jar of anchovy in salt+brine, real good ones too
- and capers

i think that's it.

please tell me the best sammich I can construct from these ingredients.

gouda and kiwi fruit.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Ask me to mek u a fantasy sammich.

also specify any dietary needs (veggie, vegans dont get decent sammiches, dont bother... allergies and the like.)

based on personality I shall mek u ur perfect sammich! i hope.

My entire personality in a nutshell:

*Spends too much time on internets
*Minister and spiritual adviser to my peers
*Fondness for sideburns
*Eats an excess of spicy food
*Tabletop RPG-playing nerd
*Sometimes pretends to be Jewish (but does not keep kosher, ever)


SANDWICH CREATION, GO!

gherkins pickled wif chillis, pastrami and brie, on a brown baguette with dijon mustard lettuce  tomato mayo and extra black pepper.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

OK, Pixie, hook me up.

ok, get some thick cut seeded bread, some chilli and garlic sauce, some strong cheddar, unsmoked back bacon, grilled tomatoes and some kind of cajun flavoured chicken, stick in panini grill.


bbq sauce can also work.

[Cainad (dec.)]

gherkins pickled wif chillis, pastrami and brie, on a brown baguette with dijon mustard lettuce  tomato mayo and extra black pepper.

oh my god yes

it never occurred to me to put brie on a sandwich...

[East Coast Hustle]

OK, Pixie, hook me up.

ok, get some thick cut seeded bread, some chilli and garlic sauce, some strong cheddar, unsmoked back bacon, grilled tomatoes and some kind of cajun flavoured chicken, stick in panini grill.


bbq sauce can also work.

my god, it's like you know me.

RCH,
drooling

[Roaring Biscuit!]

ohh i wanna go!

x

[East Coast Hustle]

also, when I'm done with my sandwich I am totally stealing half of Cainad's.

[Cainad (dec.)]

also, when I'm done with my sandwich I am totally stealing half of Cainad's.

Half for half or you'll have to fight me for it.

[LMNO]

I'm game.  Hit me.

[AFK]

Me, me, me.  Can you get it here by 12 EST? 

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

ohh i wanna go!

x

Ok, White baguette, scrambled egg, bacon, baked beans and a cumberland sausage.

brown sauce or ketchup?

being a young student spag, a full english in a roll pretty much sets him up for the day.