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Started by Buddha's Ghost Penis, December 01, 2009, 07:21:40 AM

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Buddha's Ghost Penis

December 01, 2009, 07:21:40 AM
ALL OF YOUR POOP WILL FALL OUT!
WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!

P3nT4gR4m

#1
December 01, 2009, 11:01:36 AM
Not if I leave the fists in place :ECH:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cramulus

#2
December 01, 2009, 02:26:37 PM
what if I poop fists?



or worse - what if you fist poops?

Richter

#3
December 01, 2009, 02:53:52 PM
The August cleanched Palm of the Brown Pig Constelation technique.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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AFK

#4
December 01, 2009, 05:04:57 PM
I'm pretty sure there is a joke somewhere here involving digitalis. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

P3nT4gR4m

#5
December 01, 2009, 08:00:57 PM
I'm pretty sure I dont get it

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#6
December 01, 2009, 08:44:00 PM
What about vaginal fisting? Will all my poop still fall out?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
December 01, 2009, 08:44:28 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 01, 2009, 08:44:00 PM
What about vaginal fisting? Will all my poop still fall out?

No, but your ovaries might.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cainad (dec.)

#8
December 01, 2009, 08:49:51 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on December 01, 2009, 02:26:37 PM
what if I poop fists?

Then you get the rather unique pleasure of punching someone you don't like in the face and shitting on their head at the same time. Lucky bastard.


Also, BGP, please to advise: Lube or no lube in this circumstance?

P3nT4gR4m

#9
December 01, 2009, 08:50:38 PM
LUBE IS UNHELLO!  :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

rygD

#10
December 02, 2009, 12:32:39 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 01, 2009, 08:44:00 PM
What about vaginal fisting? Will all my poop still fall out?

This is how it SHOULD be done.
:rbtg:

Quote from: rygD on March 07, 2007, 02:53:03 PM
...nuke Iraq and give it to the Jews...

President Television

#11
December 02, 2009, 05:01:32 AM
Fisting is fundamental.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
December 02, 2009, 05:01:58 AM
Do space marines powerfist?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

President Television

#13
December 02, 2009, 05:03:04 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 02, 2009, 05:01:58 AM
Do space marines powerfist?

:mittens:
These are brown for a reason.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Nast

#14
December 02, 2009, 05:45:59 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 01, 2009, 05:04:57 PM
I'm pretty sure there is a joke somewhere here involving digitalis. 

When fisting, always remember to put on a foxglove?
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