Luigi's book of Fire Flour Recipes

[Luigi]

The Right Reverend Nigel:

You are suffering from not enough fun. I recommend at least 1 hour of oldschool mario games.

-Dr. Luigi

That's very sweet. However, I am actually suffering from too much fun, none of which involves a video screen, and I need to spend more time sleeping.

There is a song that asks what too much fun is, and never actually comes to a conclusion. And there can never be too much fun!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

See, look at this shit:

http://www.oregonlive.com/news/index.ssf/2009/11/big_sink_hole_closes_soccer_fi.html

I'm going to go drink champagne by that sinkhole later tonight. You can't get fun like this on a screen.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

The Right Reverend Nigel:

You are suffering from not enough fun. I recommend at least 1 hour of oldschool mario games.

-Dr. Luigi

That's very sweet. However, I am actually suffering from too much fun, none of which involves a video screen, and I need to spend more time sleeping.

There is a song that asks what too much fun is, and never actually comes to a conclusion. And there can never be too much fun!

Too much fun can kill you, or you're not doing it right.

[Luigi]

"If at first you don't succeed..."

[Luigi]

Recipe 2: Delicious Pizza for two:

1) Buy a frozen pizza from the store. Also buy at least two litres of pop per two people eating. If more than 4 people are eating, buy more pizzas. If more than one person weighs more than 300 pounds, buy many more pizzas. If one person weighs more than many 300 pound people, consult a medical practice immediately.

2) Rent/Buy/Illegally download((Not that I especially encourage this behavior, or partake it myself *wink wink*)) at least two movies. If this is a date, avoid the pornographic kind, unless you are both into the same kinds of porn.

3) Follow the directions on the box for how to cook the pizza.

4) Eat the pizza.

Too energy-intensive?

"Fast, Lazy Way":

1) Google, or use yellow-pages to find a decent local pizza shop that delivers pizza and pop. Have them deliver it. Follow steps 2 and 4 above.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Recipe 2: Delicious Pizza for two:

1) Buy a frozen pizza from the store. Also buy at least two litres of pop per two people eating. If more than 4 people are eating, buy more pizzas. If more than one person weighs more than 300 pounds, buy many more pizzas. If one person weighs more than many 300 pound people, consult a medical practice immediately.

2) Rent/Buy/Illegally download((Not that I especially encourage this behavior, or partake it myself *wink wink*)) at least two movies. If this is a date, avoid the pornographic kind, unless you are both into the same kinds of porn.

3) Follow the directions on the box for how to cook the pizza.

4) Eat the pizza.

Too energy-intensive?

"Fast, Lazy Way":

1) Google, or use yellow-pages to find a decent local pizza shop that delivers pizza and pop. Have them deliver it. Follow steps 2 and 4 above.

Is this some sort of scheme for making Discordians tremendously fat?

[Luigi]

Not at all. This is just a delicious, nutritious, and fast snack on the go. Coincidentally, "Delicious Chinese Food for two"

1) Find a chinese restaurant in the phone book.

2) Order good chinese food.

3) Nom good chinese food.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

This is taking an unfortunate turn for the pineal.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You aren't one of my children, are you? Goddamnit, get off the board!

[Luigi]

A non-lazy recipe:

Luigi's spicy Ribs recipe((Mario once said "Mama Mia! The flames didn't stop shooting out of my arsehole for two whole days!"))

Required Ingredients:

1 Rack of ribs per 2 people attending.
1 cup of Bullseye Buffalo Barbecue Sauce
5 TBSP of Curry
1 tsp each Salt, Pepper
Ketchup, as needed.
Optional:
Pretty much anything spicy. Like Cajun Seasoning. About a tablespoon or so.

6-8 hours before barbecuing:
Boil the fuck out of those ribs. Just stick them in a big pot with water in it, and leave it on about 3/4 power, for 6-8 hours.

5-10 minutes before barbecuing:
Pour all other ingredients into a bowl. Mix it up like crazy. You can use a blender, if you have too. Add ketchup to make it good and sticky.

Barbecue time:
Spread sauce over the ribs with a spoon.
Throw those ribs on the barbie. No, you idiot, not the doll. The Barbecue.
You don't need to cook them on the barbecue, they're already cooked. You just want to make the sauce a little charred.
Serve immediately with potatoe chips, french fries, or mashed potatoes. Salad is a sin.

[LMNO]

Ok, I don't want to make it sound like...


Aw, fuck it.  You're really going to boil ribs for 8 hours?

[Luigi]

Yup. That's how you make them fall-off-the-bone-epic.

[LMNO]

:backs out of thread, slowly:

[Rumckle]

Not at all. This is just a delicious, nutritious, and fast snack on the go.

I'm not sure about the first one.
I definitely question the second one.
And it is hardly "on the go" if you are watching a movie.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

My sister swears by simmering ribs in water seasoned with curry before BBQing. It's good, but not as good at the traditional method IMO. If you for some reason don't have time to do a proper slow BBQ or all you have is a gas grill, you can get the same tenderness but with better flavor by wrapping your ribs in foil or putting them in a covered Dutch oven and baking them at 300 for a few hours.