Wow. Oh, I... Wow. Um...

[The Good Reverend Roger]

What you really need to do is get really trashed and try to make fun of every name you have on your list.  If you can turn it into an annoying chant.....  then don't name the poor kid that because damn, that's just fucking cruel.

It's all well and fine to come up with "original" names and they sound really cool until your kid is on the playground surrounded by a group of name calling poop flinging monkeys.  And trust, that is what is going to happen no matter where you send them to school. 

There's always the option of making gloves for the kid with broken glass embedded in the knuckles.

[Iason Ouabache]

What you really need to do is get really trashed and try to make fun of every name you have on your list.  If you can turn it into an annoying chant.....  then don't name the poor kid that because damn, that's just fucking cruel.

It's all well and fine to come up with "original" names and they sound really cool until your kid is on the playground surrounded by a group of name calling poop flinging monkeys.  And trust, that is what is going to happen no matter where you send them to school. 

Fuck that noise. Name him Sue!!!

[rong]

my grandpa's name was Edgar, and i'm pushing for Edgar Malcolm (if it's a boy).  my wife has an Agnes and an Adilaide in her family that she's pushing for (if it's a girl), but i don't like either of those names.  Agnes is tolerable, i guess, but Adilaide rhymes too much with Gatorade.

also, Iptuous:  the band Kepone has a song called Henry - it's got one of the prettiest bridges i've ever heard.  just passing it on.

[Cain]

What you really need to do is get really trashed and try to make fun of every name you have on your list.  If you can turn it into an annoying chant.....  then don't name the poor kid that because damn, that's just fucking cruel.

It's all well and fine to come up with "original" names and they sound really cool until your kid is on the playground surrounded by a group of name calling poop flinging monkeys.  And trust, that is what is going to happen no matter where you send them to school. 

Fuck that noise. Name him Sue!!!

Or Enrico, if it turns out to be a girl.

[Elder Iptuous]

my grandpa's name was Edgar, and i'm pushing for Edgar Malcolm (if it's a boy).  my wife has an Agnes and an Adilaide in her family that she's pushing for (if it's a girl), but i don't like either of those names.  Agnes is tolerable, i guess, but Adilaide rhymes too much with Gatorade.

also, Iptuous:  the band Kepone has a song called Henry - it's got one of the prettiest bridges i've ever heard.  just passing it on.

I'll have to check it out.
also, ever since i heard the Dr. Dog song, "Adeline", i've really been fond of the name.  maybe that is more tolerable to you and close enough for the lady...

[Iason Ouabache]

my grandpa's name was Edgar, and i'm pushing for Edgar Malcolm (if it's a boy).  my wife has an Agnes and an Adilaide in her family that she's pushing for (if it's a girl), but i don't like either of those names.  Agnes is tolerable, i guess, but Adilaide rhymes too much with Gatorade.

My grandpa's name was also Edgar. I don't like it enough to use it. Also don't like the name of his grandma: Jersey. My wife was seriously pushing for the name Eleanor before I talked her into Eris.

[Triple Zero]

My grandfather (well, one of them) was named "Marcus".  I keep threatening to insist on it.

So you could call him "Mark II" !!

A boy's name I was going to go with was Marcus Aurelius Constantius. No, really. There ain't a kid who would dare make fun of the great Roman emperors.

too easy:

- "LOL your name is M.A.C. did your dad fuck an Apple or something LOL"
- "No! I'm named after a GREAT Roman emperor!"
- "LOL so you're a BIG M.A.C. "

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

What you really need to do is get really trashed and try to make fun of every name you have on your list.  If you can turn it into an annoying chant.....  then don't name the poor kid that because damn, that's just fucking cruel.

It's all well and fine to come up with "original" names and they sound really cool until your kid is on the playground surrounded by a group of name calling poop flinging monkeys.  And trust, that is what is going to happen no matter where you send them to school. 

There's always the option of making gloves for the kid with broken glass embedded in the knuckles.

This is true, and if you melt the milk jugs just right, they have a bit of flexibility in them....

[rong]

it's too bac chlamydia has such negative connotations, cuz i think it's actually a nice sounding word.

[Triple Zero]

"Giraffe" doesn't have too much negative connotations, does it? But would it be a boy or a girl's name?

[rong]

i'd hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat.  -M. Hedberg

[Iason Ouabache]

[Suu]

My grandfather (well, one of them) was named "Marcus".  I keep threatening to insist on it.

So you could call him "Mark II" !!

A boy's name I was going to go with was Marcus Aurelius Constantius. No, really. There ain't a kid who would dare make fun of the great Roman emperors.

too easy:

- "LOL your name is M.A.C. did your dad fuck an Apple or something LOL"
- "No! I'm named after a GREAT Roman emperor!"
- "LOL so you're a BIG M.A.C. "

And going with currently naming trends, that bully kid would probably be called Elvis or Anakin anyway.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

"Giraffe" doesn't have too much negative connotations, does it? But would it be a boy or a girl's name?

that was my son's imaginary friend's name 

no shit. "giraffe".

[rong]

it's too bac chlamydia has such negative connotations, cuz i think it's actually a nice sounding word.

i just noticed an unintentional pun/freudian slip (i'm not sure if the clap is a bacteria or virus, but either way . . .)