Unlimited Evil Goat Fail Thread.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

omg, you're PMming me too?

yo, all i said was that I was hoping for more fail than 15 posts and 75 posts commenting on that. I didn't even mention the 50 post suggestion, which is apparently incredibly offensive to bring up.

not trying to depict you as the board pol pot or overthrow you or show everyone that "roger can't be trusted" or any other such amazing hyperbole


christ, it gets so fucking emotional around here sometimes

let me know when I'm permitted to express my opinion again

You can express anything you want (and you can deliberately make it just as insulting and intentionally humiliating as you please, just like in this thread, too!).  I am not telling you to express or not express anything.  I'm just saying what I'M not going to do.

ETA:  One additional thing I won't do is bother with PMs in the future.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

As fun as it is to quarantine them, I think we should hold off on "unlimited fail" threads until they reach a point, say 50 posts, where it has become evident that their fail is, indeed, unlimited.

Okay, I just thought that 12 posts in about 30 seconds - all of which are pinealist attempts at showing us how it's done - should set off alarm bells.

But apparently, I am too heavy handed.  This one is all Cram's.

I'll even put the poop back in everyones' threads, if y'all would like.

Well, no, you have a point, it's just that sometimes people start out all pinealist and figure it out by the time they hit 50 posts, but if they get quarantined they'll probably just leave.

Which might be nice, in most cases, I'm just thinking of the few where they might have promise and get spooked before they have the chance to figure out the whole pinealism schtick is old and tired.

Yeah, I thought about that, and I PMd him concerning his behavior.  I won't response his response, of course (except to the other admins if it becomes important) but the general gist was that he was here to fuck the place up because that's what he does.  So I took action earlier than normal.

Like I said, if anyone is really missing his responses in their threads, I will be more than happy to put them back.

Did you post about PMing him? I don't remember. Anyway, considering his stated intent in PM, consolidating his fail seems perfectly reasonable.

You'd think so.  But apparently it's -worthy.

I'm a little pissed off about this.  Mostly that he felt the need to put the in, to maximize the humiliation potential.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I think you might be overreacting and reading-in, Roger.

[Dimocritus]

Man, I was really starting to have fun with this. Let's all just pretend the past few posts didn't happen so we can all continue discussing the side-effects of lead poisoning on pinealists.

[Captain Utopia]

Man, I was really starting to have fun with this. Let's all just pretend the past few posts didn't happen so we can all continue discussing the side-effects of lead poisoning on pinealists.

I'm with Dimo - way to kill the thread again Enki. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I think you might be overreacting and reading-in, Roger.

That's always a possibility.  However, the thing seems to have been put in, in context, to publicly express the maximum contempt.  I can't see any other reason for doing it.

[Cramulus]

I was bored by the thread

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I'm sorry you took that personally

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I was bored by the thread

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I'm sorry you took that personally

I'll get over it.

But I'm out of the business of dealing with noobs.

[Dimocritus]

I'll get over it.

But I'm out of the business of dealing with noobs.

But no one does it like you do, Roger!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'll get over it.

But I'm out of the business of dealing with noobs.

But no one does it like you do, Roger!

Someone will figure it out.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

I'll get over it.

But I'm out of the business of dealing with noobs.

But no one does it like you do, Roger!

Someone will figure it out.

I've often thought about offering to do just that for a bit... ya know to shift my reality tunnel some... 

[Captain Utopia]

I'll get over it.

But I'm out of the business of dealing with noobs.

But no one does it like you do, Roger!

Someone will figure it out.

I've often thought about offering to do just that for a bit... ya know to shift my reality tunnel some... 

I think that would be awesome to see, actually.

[evil_goat]

No, Freeky, this is what we call a "pinealist".  It is his self-imposed task to be WACKY and ZANY pretty much ALL THE TIME.

Actually, it's at task appointed to me by Casper the friendly ghost (who is the ghost of Attila the Hun)

And nobody here read Dune.  I mean, c'mon.  Although Obama would probably kill the Mahdi in the knife duel and be like "i'm from the streets, bitch!"

Badgers are classic. Anyway, I've known about those badgers for years now, and they never lose their appeal.  Never.  I mean, they're the best thing ever.  Don't disparage the classics, they're part of human history.

Besides, I bet all of those supposedly random people were not nearly as random as I am.  The next new random person, if there really are that many, should have a randomness contest with me.  I secretly suspect that you all find this entertaining, despite your affected boredom.  I mean, real boredom would mean doing nothing.  So I equate your annoyance with a form of approval.

I bet you were expecting me to get tweaked out and randomly spam stuff or something. But i'm too lazy for that sort of thing. (stimulants just bring me to a normal level of activity)  And anyway, don't tell me that the PD book isn't random.  Or maybe it's chaotic.  See, that's it.  Chaos has underlying order, in some places anyway, like fractals and junk, whereas randomness is like radio static or the stock market, it's just random.  That's me. 

Watch out for fluorescent dream rabbits.

Health and long life are the gifts of the spice.

Maybe I'll make this like a blog or something.  Like, um, today I got up and drank coffee and ate a slice of cheese, and I thought, I should call my aunt, but I don't really like her that much.  To bad the Dutch banned fresh mushrooms.  I'm gonna go to the grocery store now.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Um, yeah, go ahead and shit all over everything if you really feel you must.

I won't stop ya.

[Captain Utopia]

No, Freeky, this is what we call a "pinealist".  It is his self-imposed task to be WACKY and ZANY pretty much ALL THE TIME.

Actually, it's at task appointed to me by Casper the friendly ghost (who is the ghost of Attila the Hun)

And nobody here read Dune.  I mean, c'mon.  Although Obama would probably kill the Mahdi in the knife duel and be like "i'm from the streets, bitch!"

Badgers are classic. Anyway, I've known about those badgers for years now, and they never lose their appeal.  Never.  I mean, they're the best thing ever.  Don't disparage the classics, they're part of human history.

Besides, I bet all of those supposedly random people were not nearly as random as I am.  The next new random person, if there really are that many, should have a randomness contest with me.  I secretly suspect that you all find this entertaining, despite your affected boredom.  I mean, real boredom would mean doing nothing.  So I equate your annoyance with a form of approval.

I bet you were expecting me to get tweaked out and randomly spam stuff or something. But i'm too lazy for that sort of thing. (stimulants just bring me to a normal level of activity)  And anyway, don't tell me that the PD book isn't random.  Or maybe it's chaotic.  See, that's it.  Chaos has underlying order, in some places anyway, like fractals and junk, whereas randomness is like radio static or the stock market, it's just random.  That's me. 

Watch out for fluorescent dream rabbits.

Health and long life are the gifts of the spice.

Maybe I'll make this like a blog or something.  Like, um, today I got up and drank coffee and ate a slice of cheese, and I thought, I should call my aunt, but I don't really like her that much.  To bad the Dutch banned fresh mushrooms.  I'm gonna go to the grocery store now.

Your rampant mental masturbation is quite as attractive as this: