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UNLIMITED PAULA DEEN NIGHTMARE THREAD!

Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, December 14, 2009, 07:55:34 PM

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#45
December 15, 2009, 11:21:29 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on December 15, 2009, 10:54:33 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 15, 2009, 09:52:12 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on December 15, 2009, 08:05:17 PM
down the front of your shirt?

what - were you drinking urine and spit it all over the place?

we need an emote for
:URINEMONITOR:


It's part of my patented "urine emanating from irregular orifices" - schtick

eg. - "I just peed up in my mouth a little"  or "I laughed so hard I actually wept piss"


gah yeah, got it
sorry for making you explain it

I was distracted by vomit pissing out my ass

Quote from: Squid on December 15, 2009, 11:12:46 PM
:lulz:

Don't laugh, Extra-Urethral Urine Dispersal Syndrome is very serious.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#46
December 16, 2009, 12:59:36 AM
FUCK YOU MY RELATIVE DIED FROM Extra-Urethral Urine Dispersal Syndrome

rygD

#48
December 17, 2009, 02:35:54 AM
Her food still makes my mouth water.  Wonderfully delicious deliciousness.  She MUST be evil incarnate.
:rbtg:

Quote from: rygD on March 07, 2007, 02:53:03 PM
...nuke Iraq and give it to the Jews...

Sir Squid Diddimus

#49
December 17, 2009, 03:30:11 AM





-Kel-

#51
December 17, 2009, 07:06:11 AM
her without makeup?


LMNO

#52
December 17, 2009, 01:29:53 PM
Someone needs to WOMP Paula Deen and Pyramid Head.

AFK

#53
December 17, 2009, 01:32:46 PM
Or WOMP her and Ina Garten into 2 girls 1 cup. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Iason Ouabache

#54
December 20, 2009, 09:08:35 AM
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Shibboleet The Annihilator

#55
December 20, 2009, 02:19:49 PM
JESUS CHRIST!
Slanket recoils in horror, falling backwards out of his chair, stumbling to his feet and then out the door screaming at the top of his lungs as he runs down the street.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#56
December 20, 2009, 02:30:35 PM
 :lulz:

Cain

#57
December 20, 2009, 02:41:04 PM
Oh dear fucking god.

Iason Ouabache

#58
December 20, 2009, 05:52:44 PM
I win. Thread over.

:pax:
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Cain

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