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Words that piss me off.

Started by Richter, December 08, 2009, 02:58:36 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 21, 2009, 02:25:23 AM
Quote from: maphdet on December 20, 2009, 11:25:05 PM
Grocery

Someone has got to tell how to say this fucking word.
I want your ways before I say my way---then you guys can make fun of me.


I say it "grow-shur-ee".

I say it "FOODS".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Triple Zero

Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

East Coast Hustle

Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

maphdet

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2009, 05:33:28 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 21, 2009, 02:25:23 AM
Quote from: maphdet on December 20, 2009, 11:25:05 PM
Grocery

Someone has got to tell how to say this fucking word.
I want your ways before I say my way---then you guys can make fun of me.


I say it "grow-shur-ee".

I say it "FOODS".

LoL@FOODS--heh-I like that, simple and to the point-"Let's go to the food store."

I say 'grow-shur-ee' as well. Some friends and I were having a spiff about it-some said it was 'gross-ehr-ry'

Oh and I'm staying out of the 'HIMEOBS'
*is certain I probably will never be able to form that word out loud*
I wish I was in Tijuana
Eating barbequed iguana-

Salty

If someone says "Boy it sure is a winter wonderland out there!" again I will shit my fucking teeth. I want to drop these people into the middle of chugiak national park, naked, with an iPod playing Nat King Cole's Christmas album and see how wonderful the land is then.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

Quote from: Alty on December 22, 2009, 02:08:23 AM
If someone says "Boy it sure is a winter wonderland out there!" again I will shit my fucking teeth. I want to drop these people into the middle of chugiak national park, naked, with an iPod playing Nat King Cole's Christmas album and see how wonderful the land is then.

Ha ha, yes!
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

P3nT4gR4m

I been saying that to everyone and what's more it's from the heart y'all


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Alty on December 22, 2009, 02:08:23 AM
If someone says "Boy it sure is a winter wonderland out there!" again I will shit my fucking teeth. I want to drop these people into the middle of chugiak national park, naked, with an iPod playing Nat King Cole's Christmas album and see how wonderful the land is then.

FEEL THE RAGE!

:mittens:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mangrove

Fashionista. I've always hated that word and even more so now due to a T J Maxx commerical.
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

maphdet

Quote from: Mangrove on December 22, 2009, 09:27:24 PM
Fashionista. I've always hated that word and even more so now due to a T J Maxx commerical.

I am glad I have never had the pleasure of hearing that word (Fashionista) out loud.
I wish I was in Tijuana
Eating barbequed iguana-

Salty

Quote from: Mangrove on December 22, 2009, 09:27:24 PM
Fashionista. I've always hated that word and even more so now due to a T J Maxx commerical.

Oh christ yes! Or even worse: Frugalista.
:vom:
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

P3nT4gR4m

BTW, while we're on the subject this....


needs to be an emote :sincerely:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cainad (dec.)

Not the word itself, but its common usage: Unique

It means "one of a kind." So a thing either is unique, or it is not. There is no such thing as "very unique" or "somewhat unique;" there are no degrees of uniqueness.