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Started by Jenne, December 09, 2009, 01:31:51 PM

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Jenne

December 09, 2009, 01:31:51 PM
This was a brainchild from last night in the Apple Bodega thread.

(It's about wang-doodles, of course)~~> how to phrase that so it's "SFW"?  :lulz:

Bernard Doss asks:  Women can't find your thing in your pance?  Englarge it.

Meggy Whitaker begs:  Watch the most amazing changes in your body.  More pleasure wit[sic] less efforts

rozalah1 says: Supercharge lovegun - Don't let the crysis hit you

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December 09, 2009, 10:31:40 PM
Quote from: Jenne on December 09, 2009, 01:31:51 PM
Meggy Whitaker begs:  Watch the most amazing changes in your body.  More pleasure witless efforts

Hey, it could be witless efforts.

Jenne

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December 10, 2009, 12:00:56 AM
:lol:

Ok, one more for today, apparently:

mailcompany says: Find how to drill her better- Her slit needs more banging

Jenne

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December 23, 2009, 01:39:11 PM
zaurus492003› says: Your wood will be prefect for her‎ - Make sure you dont tell anyone
luzhwe› says:  Lost way to her G spot?‎ - Best immunity boosters
joe_sam71›says: Pilules of man's power‎ - Dude, your snake sucks
mtvortex›asks:  Need assistance in drilling?‎ - Larger bone today
saleh.jalil› implores:  Don't lower heat tonight!‎ - Be the macho-perfecto
senkevich› is off-season: Hurry for Halloween sale‎ - Free love-beast inside you
bachisa› has been channeling Elton John: Launch your love spaceship‎ - The effect of this pilule raise your prick.
ROCKET MAAAAAAAAN!

Jenne

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January 12, 2010, 06:37:51 PM
Sorry, but this one gave me pause:

millenniumsp777@vader.phatservers.com claims:  Be her mighty night predator - Reach further into her wet grotto

Darth Cupcake

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January 12, 2010, 06:41:46 PM
I've gotten the night predator one! I died laughing.

Also, "launch your love spaceship"? HOLY CRAP.
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

Jenne

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January 27, 2010, 05:23:05 PM
This one gave me a laugh today:

richardtam.kp@server16.hostbizua.kiev.ua  says Iron in your jeans! - Pilules for boy-on-girl action!
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