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OH MY FUCKING... NO. KILL ME.

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, January 12, 2010, 09:59:08 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

January 12, 2010, 09:59:08 PM
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0002CYTL2

:horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:

This is IT. I am burning it all down.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nast

#1
January 12, 2010, 10:06:28 PM
 :horrormirth:

Wow, that's some serious horrormirth right there.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2
January 12, 2010, 10:08:19 PM
DIE, CIVILIZATION. DIE.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nast

#3
January 12, 2010, 10:08:56 PM
Do you think it comes with any mini-tazer choking hazards?
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Jasper

#4
January 12, 2010, 10:11:42 PM
It's causing me a choking hazard right now.   :crankey:

Bartlett

#5
January 12, 2010, 10:29:04 PM
The review by roxybeast is fucking hilarious.   :lulz:

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
January 12, 2010, 10:41:46 PM
Oh, yeah.  You're getting "the treatment".
/
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Elder Iptuous

#7
January 12, 2010, 10:49:49 PM
this is a few years old.
they now need an updated version for full body scan so that the playmobile security agent can make sure that the playmobile suspect traveler doesn't have some C4 wrapped around his bait n' tackle....

hooplala

#8
January 12, 2010, 11:36:15 PM
Look at that guy on the right, loafing on the fucking job...
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
January 12, 2010, 11:37:37 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 12, 2010, 11:36:15 PM
Look at that guy on the right, loafing on the fucking job...

That's a chick.

In a black uniform with an armband.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Requia ☣

#10
January 12, 2010, 11:41:06 PM
Can't stop laughing  :horrormirth:
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Richter

#11
January 12, 2010, 11:48:05 PM
ARSTIFISTINPRACRAPDAMDIEEKFUKENFRAGHELL!
:crankey:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

The Fundamentalist

#12
January 12, 2010, 11:48:22 PM
Quote from: loosenut
I was a little disappointed when I first bought this item, because the functionality is limited. My 5 year old son pointed out that the passenger's shoes cannot be removed. Then, we placed a deadly fingernail file underneath the passenger's scarf, and neither the detector doorway nor the security wand picked it up. My son said "that's the worst security ever!". But it turned out to be okay, because when the passenger got on the Playmobil B757 and tried to hijack it, she was mobbed by a couple of other heroic passengers, who only sustained minor injuries in the scuffle, which were treated at the Playmobil Hospital.
The best thing about this product is that it teaches kids about the realities of living in a high-surveillence society. My son said he wants the Playmobil Neighborhood Surveillence System set for Christmas. I've heard that the CC TV cameras on that thing are pretty worthless in terms of quality and motion detection, so I think I'll get him the Playmobil Abu-Gharib Interogation Set instead (it comes with a cute little memo from George Bush).

Seems like writing reviews could be fun.

rygD

#13
January 12, 2010, 11:50:56 PM
This shit is fucking great, I must get one of these just so I can show it off.
:rbtg:

Quote from: rygD on March 07, 2007, 02:53:03 PM
...nuke Iraq and give it to the Jews...

Cainad (dec.)

#14
January 13, 2010, 12:00:00 AM
Tags customers associate with this product:

"Police state"
"Tyrrany"
"Fascism"
"Fear"
"Martial law"
"1984"


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