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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 04, 2010, 06:40:45 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#225
January 11, 2010, 02:16:49 PM
Quote from: guest7654 on January 11, 2010, 08:54:25 AM
<- help this unoriginal bastard out, too.

"Piss Jug Enforcement Dragoon."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bu🤠ns

#226
January 12, 2010, 11:40:36 PM
let's DO this!

The Good Reverend Roger

#227
January 12, 2010, 11:41:34 PM
Quote from: Burns on January 12, 2010, 11:40:36 PM
let's DO this!

"Flame Roasted Orphan Tester."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bu🤠ns

#228
January 12, 2010, 11:42:58 PM
*Exhales* YES!

The Good Reverend Roger

#229
January 12, 2010, 11:45:07 PM
Quote from: Burns on January 12, 2010, 11:42:58 PM
*Exhales* YES!

GOES IN PERSONAL TEXT, NOT CUSTOM TITLE.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bu🤠ns

#230
January 12, 2010, 11:47:08 PM
THERE i go


This is stressful

The Good Reverend Roger

#231
January 12, 2010, 11:47:54 PM
Quote from: Burns on January 12, 2010, 11:47:08 PM
THERE i go


This is stressful

Beats going to normal hell.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jasper

#232
January 13, 2010, 01:31:47 AM
:lulz:

Roger, did you just make a huge list of these or are they really somehow inspired by the individual, as I think they are?

The Good Reverend Roger

#233
January 13, 2010, 01:19:56 PM
Quote from: Felix on January 13, 2010, 01:31:47 AM
:lulz:

Roger, did you just make a huge list of these or are they really somehow inspired by the individual, as I think they are?

I just spew them as required.  No thought whatsoever goes into them.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Elder Iptuous

#234
January 13, 2010, 01:41:57 PM
It would appear that my holy name, "Barely-clothed horrorsex recovery unit", implies that I am slated to clean up after the catastrophes resultant of Nigel's position as "Horrorsex Powertoy Operations Specialist."

Why do I have to be the one to clean up her messes?
These soiled Nixon masks are freaking me out and the pneumatic strap-ons are difficult to maintain...

The Good Reverend Roger

#235
January 13, 2010, 02:06:48 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 13, 2010, 01:41:57 PM
It would appear that my holy name, "Barely-clothed horrorsex recovery unit", implies that I am slated to clean up after the catastrophes resultant of Nigel's position as "Horrorsex Powertoy Operations Specialist."

Why do I have to be the one to clean up her messes?
These soiled Nixon masks are freaking me out and the pneumatic strap-ons are difficult to maintain...


Nobody ever promised that Holiness™ was easy.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#236
January 13, 2010, 05:30:57 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 13, 2010, 01:41:57 PM
It would appear that my holy name, "Barely-clothed horrorsex recovery unit", implies that I am slated to clean up after the catastrophes resultant of Nigel's position as "Horrorsex Powertoy Operations Specialist."

Why do I have to be the one to clean up her messes?
These soiled Nixon masks are freaking me out and the pneumatic strap-ons are difficult to maintain...


First the moustache, now this. :lulz:

I hope that "Barely-clothed" means you're wearing nothing but a loincloth, galoshes, and surgical gloves.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#237
January 13, 2010, 05:49:34 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 13, 2010, 05:30:57 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 13, 2010, 01:41:57 PM
It would appear that my holy name, "Barely-clothed horrorsex recovery unit", implies that I am slated to clean up after the catastrophes resultant of Nigel's position as "Horrorsex Powertoy Operations Specialist."

Why do I have to be the one to clean up her messes?
These soiled Nixon masks are freaking me out and the pneumatic strap-ons are difficult to maintain...


First the moustache, now this. :lulz:

I hope that "Barely-clothed" means you're wearing nothing but a loincloth, galoshes, and surgical gloves.


And goggles.  We have to consider safety, you know.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#238
January 13, 2010, 05:50:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2010, 05:49:34 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 13, 2010, 05:30:57 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 13, 2010, 01:41:57 PM
It would appear that my holy name, "Barely-clothed horrorsex recovery unit", implies that I am slated to clean up after the catastrophes resultant of Nigel's position as "Horrorsex Powertoy Operations Specialist."

Why do I have to be the one to clean up her messes?
These soiled Nixon masks are freaking me out and the pneumatic strap-ons are difficult to maintain...


First the moustache, now this. :lulz:

I hope that "Barely-clothed" means you're wearing nothing but a loincloth, galoshes, and surgical gloves.


And goggles.  We have to consider safety, you know.

Good point!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Elder Iptuous

#239
January 13, 2010, 05:57:11 PM
not surgical gloves,
Linesman gloves!  those powertoys you have are freaking dangerous....
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