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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Cramulus

#60
January 13, 2010, 03:02:01 PM
one last question before you turn off the lights:

Should I go get my Masters degree? And if so, in WHAT?

hooplala

#61
January 13, 2010, 03:03:05 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 13, 2010, 03:02:01 PM
one last question before you turn off the lights:

Should I go get my Masters degree? And if so, in WHAT?

Yes.  Philosophy.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

The Good Reverend Roger

#62
January 13, 2010, 04:18:29 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 13, 2010, 03:02:01 PM
one last question before you turn off the lights:

Should I go get my Masters degree? And if so, in WHAT?

Do they offer an MA in Hate/Rage/Horrorsex?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

#63
January 13, 2010, 04:42:24 PM
Hey Hoopla,

I'm bored.  What would you recomend?
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

The Good Reverend Roger

#64
January 13, 2010, 04:46:55 PM
Quote from: Richter on January 13, 2010, 04:42:24 PM
Hey Hoopla,

I'm bored.  What would you recomend?

In case Hoopla's busy, allow me to make a suggestion:

Find yourself a psychotic girl friend.  This will alleviate any boredom you have.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cramulus

#65
January 13, 2010, 04:50:33 PM
 :lulz:

"No, we Erisians seldom pray, it is much too dangerous. Charles Fort has listed many factual incidences of ignorant people confronted with, say, a drought, and then praying fervently -- and then getting the entire village wiped out in a torrential flood."     -mal2


finding a psycho girlfriend will alleviate the FUCK out of your boredom

Captain Utopia

#66
January 13, 2010, 04:55:31 PM
I married mine.  I thought it would help with the crazy.  It didn't work :x

No boredom here.

The Good Reverend Roger

#67
January 13, 2010, 04:55:49 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 13, 2010, 04:50:33 PM
:lulz:

"No, we Erisians seldom pray, it is much too dangerous. Charles Fort has listed many factual incidences of ignorant people confronted with, say, a drought, and then praying fervently -- and then getting the entire village wiped out in a torrential flood."     -mal2


finding a psycho girlfriend will alleviate the FUCK out of your boredom

I recommend it, if you care about boredom and not happiness.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#68
January 13, 2010, 04:56:08 PM
Quote from: FP on January 13, 2010, 04:55:31 PM
I married mine.  I thought it would help with the crazy.  It didn't work :x

No boredom here.

What made you think that would help?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Captain Utopia

#69
January 13, 2010, 04:58:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2010, 04:56:08 PM
Quote from: FP on January 13, 2010, 04:55:31 PM
I married mine.  I thought it would help with the crazy.  It didn't work :x

No boredom here.

What made you think that would help?
She said it would.  Oh.  Oh shit.

Pills please.

hooplala

#70
January 13, 2010, 04:59:21 PM
Quote from: Richter on January 13, 2010, 04:42:24 PM
Hey Hoopla,

I'm bored.  What would you recomend?

Roger is correct.

Or, if that seems too involved, check out the first episode of the new Kids in the Hall miniseries: http://www.cbc.ca/video/#/Shows/Death%20Comes%20to%20Town/ID=1383866555
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

LMNO

#71
January 13, 2010, 05:01:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2010, 04:56:08 PM
Quote from: FP on January 13, 2010, 04:55:31 PM
I married mine.  I thought it would help with the crazy.  It didn't work :x

No boredom here.

What made you think that would help?

Sometimes, you forget that context is not causation.


That is, how they are being psycho is misleading; the fact they they are psycho should be the important thing.

Richter

#72
January 13, 2010, 05:07:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2010, 04:55:49 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 13, 2010, 04:50:33 PM
:lulz:

"No, we Erisians seldom pray, it is much too dangerous. Charles Fort has listed many factual incidences of ignorant people confronted with, say, a drought, and then praying fervently -- and then getting the entire village wiped out in a torrential flood."     -mal2


finding a psycho girlfriend will alleviate the FUCK out of your boredom

I recommend it, if you care about boredom and not happiness.

True, couldn't bring her to the office though.  I'm leaning towards shaving my chest hair with a penknife while on the john/
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Captain Utopia

#73
January 16, 2010, 08:05:28 AM
Can I have another question?  If so - at any one moment in time, does the number of potatoes in the world out-number the number of people in the world?

Cain

#74
January 16, 2010, 04:55:23 PM
Quote from: FP on January 13, 2010, 04:58:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2010, 04:56:08 PM
Quote from: FP on January 13, 2010, 04:55:31 PM
I married mine.  I thought it would help with the crazy.  It didn't work :x

No boredom here.

What made you think that would help?
She said it would.  Oh.  Oh shit.

Pills please.

Never trust the word of a psycho.  They'll always tell you something because they think that course of action is amusing, unless you've already figured that out and they've figured that you've figured that, in which case they'll tell you to do the opposite...until you figure that out and then you're both in Thirty Xanatos Pileup territory.
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