Pie or Cake?

[East Coast Hustle]

objectively, that's hardly a point in cake's favor.

anyway, pie's ability to deliciously incorporate meat really makes this debate moot.

ECH,
will reconsider as soon as someone bakes him a delicious bacon cake.

Well, isn't paté basically a meat cake? And when I made it, it also contained a lot of bacon [and port and juniper berrie and garlic]

I hope to fuck that people are not putting flour in pate, so NO, it is NOT CAKE. more like a crustless meat pie.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

objectively, that's hardly a point in cake's favor.

anyway, pie's ability to deliciously incorporate meat really makes this debate moot.

ECH,
will reconsider as soon as someone bakes him a delicious bacon cake.

Well, isn't paté basically a meat cake? And when I made it, it also contained a lot of bacon [and port and juniper berrie and garlic]

I hope to fuck that people are not putting flour in pate, so NO, it is NOT CAKE. more like a crustless meat pie.

Pate is really its own thing entirely; I can't think of a thing like it.

[the last yatto]

[AFK]

After this weekend, I have to tilt towards cake.  My Mom made a pretty tasty cake for the baby shower we had on Saturday.  Had some weird, buy yummy, coconutty icing. 

[Jenne]

Goddamn you motherfuckers.  Now I have to buy both.  Because you talked about them.  To DEATH.

Fuck.

[phi]

I see your...

And I raise you...


It's a cake iphone, get it? HA! CAKE iphone!

[Jasper]

I don't get it, actually.

[phi]

I don't get it, actually.

"cake" originally comes from the Old Norse word "kaka". Using Norse Gematria, kaka becomes þrír tigir (einn + fjórtán + einn + fjórtán), represented in the Indo-Arabic numbering system as 30. Now, if you translate "iphone" into Greek you get ιφονε, and since ι=10, φ=500, ο=70, ν=50, and ε=5 you arrive at 23 after the same summing technique applied before.  Thinking about this from the perspective of a Rabbi and applying Midrash, you will see that both words represent the other's character. I will demonstrate. 23 is also the value of בזבזה (to spend, waste, squander; what you do with your money when you buy an iphone) and most tellingly ג'יהאד (we know it as "jihad." This alludes to the forwarding of AT&T's agenda). 30, on the other hand, is shared with בוזבזו (be spent, wasted, squandered; your ingredients when you make cake) and יך (to strike, smite, hit, beat, slay, kill... well, if you're a diabetic). Thus each word forms a perfect bond with the other.  My conclusion is that an iphone is functionally equivalent to a cake... at least symbolically. Don't actually try to eat the cake.

And to all those who voted for cake: "haha, you eat kaka!"

[Jasper]

Oh.

I think this is the first time anyone has ever explained a joke and made me laugh, ever.

[Cainad (dec.)]

[phi]

Oh.

I think this is the first time anyone has ever explained a joke and made me laugh, ever.

Oh, I made that up on the spot. The joke was me mocking The Apple pie pun.

[Triple Zero]

I don't get it, actually.

"cake" originally comes from the Old Norse word "kaka". Using Norse Gematria, kaka becomes þrír tigir (einn + fjórtán + einn + fjórtán), represented in the Indo-Arabic numbering system as 30. Now, if you translate "iphone" into Greek you get ιφονε, and since ι=10, φ=500, ο=70, ν=50, and ε=5 you arrive at 23 after the same summing technique applied before.  Thinking about this from the perspective of a Rabbi and applying Midrash, you will see that both words represent the other's character. I will demonstrate. 23 is also the value of בזבזה (to spend, waste, squander; what you do with your money when you buy an iphone) and most tellingly ג'יהאד (we know it as "jihad." This alludes to the forwarding of AT&T's agenda). 30, on the other hand, is shared with בוזבזו (be spent, wasted, squandered; your ingredients when you make cake) and יך (to strike, smite, hit, beat, slay, kill... well, if you're a diabetic). Thus each word forms a perfect bond with the other.  My conclusion is that an iphone is functionally equivalent to a cake... at least symbolically. Don't actually try to eat the cake.

And to all those who voted for cake: "haha, you eat kaka!"

ATTN ALL SSOOKN PERSONELL AND PARIAE: WE HAVE A LIVE ONE.

I REPEAT. AN LIVE ONE.

[phi]

I don't get it, actually.

"cake" originally comes from the Old Norse word "kaka". Using Norse Gematria, kaka becomes þrír tigir (einn + fjórtán + einn + fjórtán), represented in the Indo-Arabic numbering system as 30. Now, if you translate "iphone" into Greek you get ιφονε, and since ι=10, φ=500, ο=70, ν=50, and ε=5 you arrive at 23 after the same summing technique applied before.  Thinking about this from the perspective of a Rabbi and applying Midrash, you will see that both words represent the other's character. I will demonstrate. 23 is also the value of בזבזה (to spend, waste, squander; what you do with your money when you buy an iphone) and most tellingly ג'יהאד (we know it as "jihad." This alludes to the forwarding of AT&T's agenda). 30, on the other hand, is shared with בוזבזו (be spent, wasted, squandered; your ingredients when you make cake) and יך (to strike, smite, hit, beat, slay, kill... well, if you're a diabetic). Thus each word forms a perfect bond with the other.  My conclusion is that an iphone is functionally equivalent to a cake... at least symbolically. Don't actually try to eat the cake.

And to all those who voted for cake: "haha, you eat kaka!"

ATTN ALL SSOOKN PERSONELL AND PARIAE: WE HAVE A LIVE ONE.

I REPEAT. AN LIVE ONE.

Huh?

[LMNO]

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I'll consider that a vote for pie?