I like boobs

[Lempo]

One of my friends once tipped a waitress 20 dollars on a 6 dollar ticket because he thought she had a nice ass, which at the time was a lot funnier than it was pathetic. (I guess you'd have to know the guy, but he likes to blow money on ridiculious crap.)

Ha! Your friend was pretty smooth, when guys think I have a nice ass they pull their dick out of their mini shorts and ask if I'd like to suck them... and then give me a surprised "What? Why not? Slut..."
I can't help but laugh when things like that happen.

My knuckles are bleeding.

[Trollax]

Maybe it is just the bisexual in me, but I have always found women with muscles to be a little intoxicating and sexy.  I guess it is an attraction to women with power, cause men with muscles don't turn me on at all.

"I want a woman who can kick my ass."  -- The Commander

However, above and beyond anything, boobs hold my full attention.   Is there a martial art that uses boobs as a weapon?

Yes, it's called Titjitsu, and female ninjas were trained in it before going undercover as geishas.

There is nothing sexier than knowing your date can rip your heart out with her bare hands and knowing that she isn't because she has a soft spot for you. Even though I'm a skinny person (though not by choice) I've always been attracted to women with bodies, the perfect body, for me, actually involves having a healthy amount of body fat. You're better off having some than having none. Besides which, I don't like hugging people who I can wrap my arms around and touch my elbows at the same time, I feel like there's nothing there.

[Trollax]

did somebody say BOOBS!!!

Two collars and a choke chain? Isn't that a little overkill?

if by overkill you mean perfect yes

Mal... If I was single, well I'm sure I wouldn't be...  

[Malaul]

           

ah trollax, you flatter this old cat

[The Commander]

there was a great one in the pics thread
Ill see if I can find it for ya




SO THERE!! Nyeah

I saw something similar to this on the RealDoll website. It was supposed to show how "naturally" the dolls boobs moved.


Not that I ever for one second considered buying one of those dolls.



Ever.

The Commander
DIA

[Rev Thwack]

there was a great one in the pics thread
Ill see if I can find it for ya




SO THERE!! Nyeah

I saw something similar to this on the RealDoll website. It was supposed to show how "naturally" the dolls boobs moved.


Not that I ever for one second considered buying one of those dolls.



Ever.

The Commander
DIA

Completly agree... they would make a horrible pool float, and since they can be upwards of 90lb, they wouldn't make a good toy at a baseball game to toss around.

[Colonel Failure]

No, they're not good pool floats...

But if I had 5 grand to burn on such a useless thing, I'd definately get one... I'd dress her up nice, and put a cigarette or a book or something in her hands, set her in an out of the way corner and then invite some company over and refuse to acknowledge her presense in any way.

If I won the lottery or something, I'd get a whole bunch of them, do the same thing, and also hire some real people to mix in with them and really freak out my guests.

These are the thoughts that kept me out of the really good schools...

CF

[The Commander]

there are porn sites now that are devoted wholly to Real Dolls.  


You can order a she-male one now as well.

Just a little info for the curious.

The Commander
DIA

[Donkeyotay]

I found these boobs on some Discordian's site somewhere...Is this any of you? Lovely!

[chaosgraves:agentoferis]

what do you mean happy new year...?!?!?

[Malaul]

she loks like my friend TRish, but I think Trish has smaller boobs

[The Commander]

How come I wasn't invited to that party?  


I should go to more parties that have fingerpaints.  Fingerpainting is fun.

The Commander
DIA

[~~~~Closed~~~~]

Finger painting is fun indeed!

[Donkeyotay]

We are having a New Year's Party at the Den...I think I shall get some fingerpaints...

[Malaul]

ONG CAN I GO PLEASE!!!!

PLEASEEEEEE

Im prepaired to beg
and bribe!!

I even have FLAVOURED FINGER PAINTS AL READY!!!