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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 18, 2010, 04:37:17 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#30
January 19, 2010, 12:05:33 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 19, 2010, 09:18:21 AM
Inches from death is sometimes the only way to breathe. Well done on surviving and bringing back stories from the edge :mittens:

All the monkeys and screwheads and pimps and fixers and thieves have used up all the other oxygen.  You can only really breathe when your next breath might be your last.

That's why God gave us fast motorcycles and easily-riled women.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#31
January 19, 2010, 12:16:03 PM
Fuck yeah! Even without motorcycles and women I can pretty much turn any normal, run of the mill activity into potentially life-threatening with very little effort. It's the sole reason they built me! Just ask Payne about what I can do with some bog-standard alcohol and some industrial scaffolding. :evil:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#32
January 19, 2010, 12:19:36 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 19, 2010, 12:16:03 PM
Fuck yeah! Even without motorcycles and women I can pretty much turn any normal, run of the mill activity into potentially life-threatening with very little effort. It's the sole reason they built me! Just ask Payne about what I can do with some bog-standard alcohol and some industrial scaffolding. :evil:

"Bog-standard"?

You aren't drinking peat moss squeezings are you?  Horrible, horrible...you Scots are all the same.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#33
January 19, 2010, 12:23:27 PM
Lemme guess - that's not an common expression in teh US of A?

means - "perfectly normal"

but, yeah - I'd have to put my hands up to "horrible" just the same

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#34
January 19, 2010, 12:25:57 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 19, 2010, 12:23:27 PM
Lemme guess - that's not an common expression in teh US of A?

means - "perfectly normal"

but, yeah - I'd have to put my hands up to "horrible" just the same

Drinking peat moss drainings is "perfectly normal"?   :x

WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU, MAN?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#35
January 19, 2010, 12:28:28 PM
Nothing I didn't goad them into doing. Usually with a defiant maniacal cackle and/or my cock hanging out.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#36
January 19, 2010, 01:31:05 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 19, 2010, 12:28:28 PM
Nothing I didn't goad them into doing. Usually with a defiant maniacal cackle and/or my cock hanging out.

They're gonna put you in a cage, Pent, and children will poke you with sticks.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#37
January 19, 2010, 01:37:52 PM
Those children will be scarred for life, Roger, mark my words. Even the adults will have a hard time dealing with the experience. Sure they can contain me but that'll only make me worse. I'm like the Obi Wan of despicable cunthood :evil:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#38
January 19, 2010, 01:41:06 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 19, 2010, 01:37:52 PM
Those children will be scarred for life, Roger, mark my words. Even the adults will have a hard time dealing with the experience. Sure they can contain me but that'll only make me worse. I'm like the Obi Wan of despicable cunthood :evil:

:lulz:

I just horked coffee all over my keyboard.

:crankey:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

#39
January 19, 2010, 06:41:24 PM
By the way, it is true what P3nT says regarding Tennants lager and some metal tubing.

My own self preservation instincts kicked in before I could even consider emulating it.

P3nT4gR4m

#40
January 19, 2010, 06:45:15 PM
Self preservation instincts are the true enemy of Fun with a capital F. Alcohol was given to us by god so as to enable us to ignore these pathetic mewlings. Drink moar ... climb scaffold ... laugh/vomit in the face of death

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Payne

#41
January 19, 2010, 06:54:16 PM
Maybe next time then, when I've not got my mind on other things. As much, anyway.

Which reminds me, we really need to start planning the next DoD. We got to do this shit earlier than August. Mid June, perhaps.

P3nT4gR4m

#42
January 20, 2010, 09:38:29 AM
I vote we go somewhere less populated. People get on my tits and if you fuck yourself up some asshole will probably rescue you, like that fuck that pulled me back from the path of an oncoming bus last time :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Payne

#43
January 20, 2010, 12:15:31 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 20, 2010, 09:38:29 AM
I vote we go somewhere less populated. People get on my tits and if you fuck yourself up some asshole will probably rescue you, like that fuck that pulled me back from the path of an oncoming bus last time :argh!:

:argh!:

Doktor Howl

#44
July 03, 2010, 03:45:17 AM
Bump.

I need another bike.
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