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Avatar = srs business?

Started by Brotep, January 11, 2010, 07:28:26 PM

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He painted his ginger unibrow blue  :vom:
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Kai

I probably won't see this money. From what I hear, GS is right; Fern Gully did it better.

However, here's how the movie could have been really good. Say the humans came, delt a bunch of distruction, the love story turns out to be a rape story (all the humans are self serving), they pillage half the planet. Then the blue furries start getting smart. They, on their own, start technological production in secret, get vicious, and throw a monkey wrench in the operation. the humans are beat back, but not before they have done massive damage to the planet's climate and ecosystems. Blue furries want revenge, steal technological knowledge, and bring a far superior force to earth, enslaving the humans and sending them to other worlds to dig minerals for the blue furries superior technology.

A wonderful, ironic "tragedy".
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Shit! That is a great twist Kai
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Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on January 23, 2010, 11:00:02 PM
Avatar changed my life!
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It took me a bit to figure out if all the red was part of the costume... then I read "avatar changed my life" and I realized it was acne.
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Quote from: Kai on January 24, 2010, 01:09:58 AM
I probably won't see this money. From what I hear, GS is right; Fern Gully did it better.

However, here's how the movie could have been really good. Say the humans came, delt a bunch of distruction, the love story turns out to be a rape story (all the humans are self serving), they pillage half the planet. Then the blue furries start getting smart. They, on their own, start technological production in secret, get vicious, and throw a monkey wrench in the operation. the humans are beat back, but not before they have done massive damage to the planet's climate and ecosystems. Blue furries want revenge, steal technological knowledge, and bring a far superior force to earth, enslaving the humans and sending them to other worlds to dig minerals for the blue furries superior technology.

A wonderful, ironic "tragedy".

It's a Jim Cameron movie. Story is irrelevant. Characters are two dimensional, if that. It's all about awesome splodeys. IN THREEDEEEEEE!

Avatar is the greatest 3d splodey movie evar made. Fuck you haters  :argh!:

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Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 24, 2010, 11:17:54 AM
Quote from: Kai on January 24, 2010, 01:09:58 AM
I probably won't see this money. From what I hear, GS is right; Fern Gully did it better.

However, here's how the movie could have been really good. Say the humans came, delt a bunch of distruction, the love story turns out to be a rape story (all the humans are self serving), they pillage half the planet. Then the blue furries start getting smart. They, on their own, start technological production in secret, get vicious, and throw a monkey wrench in the operation. the humans are beat back, but not before they have done massive damage to the planet's climate and ecosystems. Blue furries want revenge, steal technological knowledge, and bring a far superior force to earth, enslaving the humans and sending them to other worlds to dig minerals for the blue furries superior technology.

A wonderful, ironic "tragedy".

It's a Jim Cameron movie. Story is irrelevant. Characters are two dimensional, if that. It's all about awesome splodeys. IN THREEDEEEEEE!

Avatar is the greatest 3d splodey movie evar made. Fuck you haters  :argh!:
The spirits within :D
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Quote from: Faust on January 24, 2010, 01:07:08 PM
Quote from: MÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜV
Avatar is the greatest 3d splodey movie evar made. Fuck you haters  :argh!:
The spirits within :D

MADAGASCAR 2 OR GTFO :argh!:
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Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Love Stoat on February 18, 2010, 11:37:05 PM
Avatar made me bemoan the fact that the 3d does not work on cam rips.

To be fair, 3d doesn't work all that well on anything.


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

Triple Zero

apparently, by drinking silver colloidal solution daily, your skin ACTUALLY TURNS BLUE:

http://abclocal.go.com/kfsn/story?section=news/local&id=5843725

it's some kind of quack alternative medicine that is supposed to keep you healthy or something.

anyway, as far as I read, except for getting blue skin, it's not actually dangerous or unhealthy.

so I wondered two things:

1) why isn't those BMEzine bodymodding freaks all over this?

and

2) we should totally pimp this on the Navi wannabe furry forums or whatever they are
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Rococo Modem Basilisk

It's not really the right shade of blue. Looks more purply.


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

Freeky

It's a good base, though. It'd help their makeup look more realistic. :lulz:

Totally pimp it out to them. DOOOO EEEET! You know you want to.

Triple Zero

Quote from: Enki v. 2.0 on February 19, 2010, 12:36:51 AM
It's not really the right shade of blue. Looks more purply.

Doesn't matter! The fun thing is, once they have it, it'll never go away :D :D :D
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