Jesus Christ, seriously?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Reminds me of the pageant in little miss sunshine and the discomfort I felt.

Watch some Jon Benet Ramsey documentaries someday.  That shit will blow your hair.

Ick.

How can a parent DO that?

[Jenne]

It's the same sort of mindset as the pageant babes.  They think it's FUN to dress their kids SEXY.

Takes a certain kind of nutball sicko to swallow this and make it their life's ambition.

[Jenne]

Reminds me of the pageant in little miss sunshine and the discomfort I felt.

Watch some Jon Benet Ramsey documentaries someday.  That shit will blow your hair.

Ick.

How can a parent DO that?

See above.  They're certifiable.

[Jasper]

You know, this gives me an idea.

Make a parental certification exam.  If people pass it, they get better tax cuts on their kids.

[No u]

You know, this gives me an idea.

Make a parental certification exam.  If people pass it, they get better tax cuts on their kids.

We already have that...it's called welfare.

Lowest grade wins.

[Elder Iptuous]

Erotic Play begins at 8 years old in Brave New World....
We're gettin' there...

[Freeky]

You know, this gives me an idea.

Make a parental certification exam.  If people pass it, they get better tax cuts on their kids.

We already have that...it's called welfare.

Lowest grade wins.

You can fuck off now.  

[No u]

You know, this gives me an idea.

Make a parental certification exam.  If people pass it, they get better tax cuts on their kids.

We already have that...it's called welfare.

Lowest grade wins.

You can fuck off now. 

Oh...really?

[Freeky]

No skills + no work experience = no job = need to get on welfare.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

You know, this gives me an idea.

Make a parental certification exam.  If people pass it, they get better tax cuts on their kids.

We already have that...it's called welfare.

Lowest grade wins.

Sure.  Because all the unemployed people - especially nowdays - are lazy breeders.  Right?

Come to Tucson, sometime.  I think maybe 7 of us have jobs.

[Faust]

You know, this gives me an idea.

Make a parental certification exam.  If people pass it, they get better tax cuts on their kids.

We already have that...it's called welfare.

Lowest grade wins.

Yeah nice try. If you are going to try troll the forum do it with material that didn't go stale in the seventies.

[Jenne]

You know, this gives me an idea.

Make a parental certification exam.  If people pass it, they get better tax cuts on their kids.

We already have that...it's called welfare.

Lowest grade wins.

You can fuck off now. 

Oh...really?

Dude, check the stereotypes at the door, kthxbye.

And the certification, sorry, Felix, is a not so very good idea, because the wielders of the power over the certification would have FW's attitude about who is/isn't a so-called "failure."

[Pariah]

You know, this gives me an idea.

Make a parental certification exam.  If people pass it, they get better tax cuts on their kids.

We already have that...it's called welfare.

Lowest grade wins.

Yeah nice try. If you are going to try troll the forum do it with material that didn't go stale in the seventies.

Does that mean no more Russian Reversals?

[No u]

No skills + no work experience = no job = need to get on welfare.

I see.  Might I ask who we are blaming for the lack of skills/work experience?

[Freeky]

You know, this gives me an idea.

Make a parental certification exam.  If people pass it, they get better tax cuts on their kids.

We already have that...it's called welfare.

Lowest grade wins.

Sure.  Because all the unemployed people - especially nowdays - are lazy breeders.  Right?

Come to Tucson, sometime.  I think maybe 7 of us have jobs.

I almost had a job today, Roger. I swear to god, I did. It was to be a cook at a retirement community. The lady gave me an interview and everythinig! She even mentioned that they had before hired people to that position with them having no experience.


But she had to turn me down, because they can't afford to teach me right now. They apperntly do not even have enough time to teach me to be a server, cuz she asked if I had experience in that, too.

Please to be blowing a hole where Tucson should be. Thanks in advance.